James Dalby

Software Developer. Artist. Politically homeless.

[James Dalby @jamesdalby]

@deadpanqueen @MeghanEMurphy No, I woke up and realized that I was living with a cruel, controlling, manipulative narcissist that used me as a figurative punching bag to assuage her own selfish insecurities.

Being a slob was one of many symptoms.

[James Dalby @jamesdalby]

One of the first things I learned after divorcing my wife and being on my own after 22 years:

The mess was hers. The house has never been cleaner.

It takes very little effort to cook, clean, and do the laundry.

All of the chore arguments were just her living like a slob, projecting her own self loathing onto me and deflecting responsibility.

I was an absolute fool for listening to her and internalizing all of that spite.

[James Dalby @jamesdalby]

@SuddenlyJon @MakeNYMGreat22 @realfakesaban @Tectone You wanna keep talking? Yeah, sure! Tell me, what other useless semantic arguments are you getting hung up on with millennial artists / directors?

[James Dalby @jamesdalby]

@SuddenlyJon @MakeNYMGreat22 @realfakesaban @Tectone That's great! Feeling is 100% mutual! 😘

[James Dalby @jamesdalby]

@SuddenlyJon @MakeNYMGreat22 @realfakesaban @Tectone No thanks. 🤣 Already watched it. Was not impressed and would rather ignore.

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@SuddenlyJon @realfakesaban @Tectone Buddy, this is literally a movie trope.

https://t.co/tAPBHxgx0g

[James Dalby @jamesdalby]

@SuddenlyJon @realfakesaban @Tectone There is a "no no no" crashout scene in the movie you used as a GIF reply. 🤣

https://t.co/vxmXj1ie0f

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Yes, it is.

I'm new to dating after being married for 22 years.

I literally ended a relationship 3 years ago when my ex did something similar to this at a family dinner after her kid spilled grape juice on the carpet.

2 years later I would meet someone who would Dr. Jeckyl the minute the 3rd glass of wine passed her lips. Happy, sweet and charming to suddenly very angry, controlling, paranoid and verbally abusive. She stalked me for a year after I threw her ass out, calling my phone at midnight. She was drunk and wanted to fight.

The last one just ghosted after 6 months. Poof! Not surprising. Unemployed, living with her parents at 40, and wanted to be a Tik Tok influencer, so the red flags checked out.

Modern dating is an absolute shit show!

[James Dalby @jamesdalby]

Getting chased by psychological horrors in an unending, inescapable M.C. Escher corridor of beige 90s furniture and florescent lighting was far more unnerving than a story about getting high with my wage slave besties on an island and being date raped by tech bros.

Never had a movie trigger a mild claustrophobic panic attack.

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Trump is literally enforcing immigration laws that were legislated and ratified by Democrat house members decades ago and yet somehow this makes him Hitler 2.0.

It was Biden that flew hundreds of thousands of illegals from Southern border states into landlocked Central and Northern states, and opened holes in Texas' border for migrant caravans to pass through.

[James Dalby @jamesdalby]

@wytings @DrNTXNews Hi, local stem talent here from a state university.

Would you kindly shut the FUCK UP.

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@Rothmus Renee Good tried to murder a federal officer to protect these people.

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@DocStrangelove2 RIP Paul

[James Dalby @jamesdalby]

No.

It isn't.

It is cringey, woke, hot garbage from start to finish.

The lead actress had a blank, placid stare with a monotonous voice that grunted platitudes for 90% of the show. We all knew she had to die, and it took 5 episodes to finally kill her off after surviving an arrow to the gut.

"It don't hurt, I'm fine." 😒

Taylor Sheridan is a hack writer and a terrible actor.

"You ride like a Comanche. I will call you 'Lightning with the yellow hair'".

Fucking gag me

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@Smillew_Rahcuef @aelfred_D Close! Stay away from people who have the gift to do anything they want, but chose to build houses made of candy and eat children.

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@ChitownNeecy @TheAliceSmith @MonikaMusing The left can't meme. 🙄

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@marc__adler @BrandonLuuMD That's really what sucks.

I was on a hike with a friend on a beautiful day. Birds, flowers, nature, fresh air.

Panic attack.

What was there to be anxious about??

Stupid retarded brain. I wish there was a switch to turn it off that didn't involve becoming an emotionless husk

[James Dalby @jamesdalby]

@ErinIshimoticha @SpaceX

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@DailyPlanetoid @Rizzysnizzzy @MrSausageGet That, right there, is what we call projection.

You think a dude is wearing a rubber mask on live TV, bro.

[James Dalby @jamesdalby]

@DailyPlanetoid @Rizzysnizzzy @MrSausageGet I should have known better.

"Never wrestle with pigs. You both get dirty and the pig likes it."