James Falcono

I am a Falcon that lives on top of the Monterey Embassy Suites. And a poet.

[James Falcono @jamesfalcono]

Homework and Jacuzzis as Dorms Move to McMansions in California: http://t.co/VYKrvdJ0

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@kristen_tracy Was it anybody I know?

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Starbucks. To coffeecake or not to coffeecake...

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As if heaven was expecting any Californians at the gates anyway.

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Thought I spied one body being raptured from the coastal trail. Was lost balloon. Let it go.

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The raptor? This weekend?

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Small pecker is not usually the final disappointment. #thisweekinBQ

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Rio in 3D up in Daly City: flightless bird nerd returns to country of birth and finds love. Unlikely scenarios, mild Minnesota hating...

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April rain falls on the suites like a, like-- April winds slice, no, scratch April, the winds, the wind, ah ppfffffffffff. Writers block..

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Can't find ornithologist who takes my insurance.

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@kristen_tracy Jane Eyre movie could have used more birds of prey. nyt review: "PG13 for chaste passion/ discrete violence" pish posh!

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@BronxZoosCobra Hey Zoos! I am falcon from Monterey CA. Love your work. Many of my friends r snacks, I mean snakes. We have mice in common.

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@kristen_tracy ACTUALLY I know my own name, birdbrain. Also, I went to Northwestern.

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I can see tsunamis from my house line did not result in date for supermoon. It wasn't really MY line anyway. I need a new line.

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It's FAL-KUHN-O.

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I met a crazy bat who said she was worried about radiation from fukushima and was migrating inland. I ate her. She didn't see that coming!

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@kristen_tracy I am never tempted by the easy dumpster dive. I swoop to kill KT. I bite the heads off of life. Carpe diem.

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@kristen_tracy it's ALWAYS nesting season at the Suites, babe.

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Gonna fly down to Carmel-by-the-Sea, do some shopping. Looking for a manly bag for weekends..#bottegaveneta

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Looking forward to chapters 3-6.