Jamie Shoesmith

Gone blueskin’

[Jamie Shoesmith @jamesfarrier]

Doesn’t make a huge difference grand scheme of things, but locking up and heading and over to bluesky now.

Hope to be back some other time, but this place isn’t worth my time thanks, Elon.

[Jamie Shoesmith @jamesfarrier]

@AccidentalP #accidentalpartridge

[Jamie Shoesmith @jamesfarrier]

@fesshole Needed a couple of coatings.

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@jayforeman

Nous sommes les hommes

Et voila! La cartes

[Jamie Shoesmith @jamesfarrier]

Are the Red Hot Chilli Peppers really actually from California?

They ought to mention that more often in their songs.

[Jamie Shoesmith @jamesfarrier]

Yes, Daft Punk would have been amazing.

Yes, they were probably approached and said non merci.

If it ain’t on their own terms, they don’t do it. And they’re not coming out of retirement for this.

[Jamie Shoesmith @jamesfarrier]

Family holiday in Devon and I’m the only one doing as the Romans do.
#creamfirst

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#AccidentalPartridge

[Scott @scottbutcheryes]

The soap opera is over. #GeneralElection #EastEnders

[Jamie Shoesmith @jamesfarrier]

@Nick_Pettigrew Possession:
Trente perzente.

[Jamie Shoesmith @jamesfarrier]

Re-sponsoring myself with duct tape after Corrs said no to the 1997 reproduction.

Would’ve worn my original but needed to dislocate both arms to get into it.

#QKLIVE

[Jamie Shoesmith @jamesfarrier]

Never change, Spain. #Eurovision2024

[Jamie Shoesmith @jamesfarrier]

Hi #EUROVISION2024!
You’re on mute, Graham.

[Jamie Shoesmith @jamesfarrier]

Nope. They shouldn’t be competing. Next act. #Eurovision2024

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@DanielMaguireFC True true! Tiny consolation was having KH and Ben White in the fantasy team when we got the spanking…

[Jamie Shoesmith @jamesfarrier]

@DanielMaguireFC Oh you utter bastard for liking this tweet when it became prophetically true!!!!! 😝

[Jamie Shoesmith @jamesfarrier]

@DanielMaguireFC You’ll probably bring the next level out of him. Clueless as to why we’re selling off to main rivals, though.

[Jamie Shoesmith @jamesfarrier]

@TwopTwips MARK CLATTENBURG. Save time and breath by simply shouting “All of you lot, ready” just the once.