james forsyth

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

barbers was shut. couldn’t get a trim. told me lass am goin to get the gilette fusion power out. she thinks am about to top mesel. got suicide prevention on the phone now. kids in tears. dogs yapping. lass blasting stand by me through alexa. heads banging. just wanted a haircut.

[Lewis Capaldi @LewisCapaldi]

right enough's enough - where the fuck is paolo nutini?

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

i run up every set of stairs in public to let everyone know am in peak physical fitness and not to fuck with me

[james forsyth @jamesforsyth15]

@Sidemen Josh