james

when you have a personality disorder but the show must go on

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

I think about this post literally every day

[cooper @cooperfilm]

you expect me to care about a lame ass premise like “the odyssey” when movies could be about the one night a year single people are legally allowed to have sex

[the wizard @sampladelica]

Not having a penis is ruining my life.

[Dawn 🌙 @upuntil_dawn]

Watching project runway is just a humiliation ritual at this point because what are we doing

[KIKI @leanwdafanta]

why is there no ethical way to get from Brooklyn to Queens

[The Amazing World of GUMBO🦑 @hdnvllyrancheir]

me when i walk in on my non binary roommate jerking off

[Matt Slotnick @matt_slotnick]

the most confusing part of the odyssey is how this took 10 years

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

The only thing I don't like about the term "trickle-down stupidity" is that I didn't think of it first

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Cannot Stop thinking about This

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

Hey man, that’s really awesome that you saved some of your 4th of July fireworks so you could set them off at noon on the 13th of July

[Sierra La Puerta | NYC @SierraLPNYC]

“Bussyqueen, we can't both exist. I'm going to become half of you. And I need you to know that every moment you love being yourself, that's me, loving you and loving being you. Because you're going to be something extraordinary. You're going to be a messy drag race gay.”

[mikey @gay_lilt]

I DON’T CHASE. I don’t really attract either. I’ve honestly been kind of asexual lately and it’s lowkey been really good for my summer reading.

[RunnerEye @RunnerEyeYT]

Kinda the Jesus track record if you think about it

[sis thee doll @ucancallmesis]

?

[sis thee doll @ucancallmesis]

i blame ragtime

[Jake Flores 🇵🇸🇲🇽 @feraljokes]

Just saw a sign that said NO PARKING and thought it said NO PASTA

the Italian Americans are tiiiiired

[josii @josiibricks]

why is the rizzler a modern philosopher

[tony montana @maoweeed]

was gon stroke my shit, gave big papa 3 tugs n gave up i have no passion for this nomo

[✮ divino ✮ @divinoguache]

mfs on grindr saying “dl” and then send pics like this