james g

the last person on earth without a podcast

[james g @jamesg_99]

“Oh no, the land we own and benefit from is too large and too rural for us to manage.” Okay Napoleon had an answer for that too.

[james g @jamesg_99]

A lot of unhappy people in Yankeedom today. Detroit AQI is 500. Long Island is in hell. Upstate NY has an ominous black cloud overhead. I’ve seen several masks out in the wild again. If they act like this is normal every year we’re going to have to invade them

[james g @jamesg_99]

They simply do not have the infrastructure to handle this right now, not even enough water bomber aircrafts (just 106, which could be mistaken for a Lockheed tarmac). Being underprepared in these moments was a lesson we thought you’d all take home after sending 230 FFs to LA

[james g @jamesg_99]

@Goldenpath89 You’re describing the infrastructure of our economy in a way that implicates it as equally responsible for the AQI problem I’m discussing. If you can’t rake dead brush or use controlled burns you will find your country emitting 1/5th of our yearly emissions in one summer week.

[james g @jamesg_99]

Canada really is the gift that keeps on giving

[james g @jamesg_99]

Two Frenchmen who struggle with getting to New York

[james g @jamesg_99]

Sorry Brits, England doesn’t get to just “win a World Cup” when they’re playing in the US during its 250th birthyear

[james g @jamesg_99]

Haha the anecdotal 300 year old story pertaining to a new, once-French city has been dutifully extrapolated in order to construct a two sentence history of America again. Ding ding ding. The thesis always being presented without the essay.

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

So much of America makes sense when you realize our “how we got here” stories are all basically like this.

[Ezra Cubero @EzraCubero]

"It's not practical"

Then make it practical!!!

[james g @jamesg_99]

Yeah I’d give it a 101/100 too now go watch it on your iPad

[james g @jamesg_99]

I wish all the industry plant reviewers for The Odyssey saw it in a normal ass AMC with that aggravating aspect ratio before writing about how “transformative” it was to watch. No, they got the back row of an IMAX with Trojan Horse popcorn buckets & Q&A’s from Nolan 3 days early

[james g @jamesg_99]

Cutting off half the screen’s footage is so stupid man, I hope he had nothing to do with this decision

[CineHub @Its_CineHub]

The difference 💔 #TheOdyssey

[james g @jamesg_99]

Guy who doesn’t believe in heaven or hell but believes without question that multitudes of non-Carbon based life forms are hosted in solar systems invisible to the naked eye.

[james g @jamesg_99]

Scientists must’ve been so relieved and overjoyed once their 5,730 year lab tests that ensured the accuracy of carbon-14’s half-life finally ended before they could begin deploying its implications into every adjacent lecture hall and historical society in the world.

[james g @jamesg_99]

Mies Van der Rohe was an abomination to this country

[Whitey Northcutt @WhiteyNorthcutt]

A war on beautiful things, an architectural massacre.

[james g @jamesg_99]

Closing the replies because I can't be bothered with the ignorant takes anymore.

[james g @jamesg_99]

[Making a horribly misguided, politically charged statement, embedded in a bit that’s trending, written in the style of your favorite therapist] And if you disagree with me, you obviously lack the reading comprehension skills necessary to know what I even mean.

[james g @jamesg_99]

An empty headed mutual of mine will be in the replies shortly to sycophantically agree with every intent woven into my message despite my original insinuations that they were irrelevant