James Gill

Comedian. Mr @AlwaysBeComedy. The John Bishop Show. Harry Hill's Clubnite. EastEnders. #cpfc ❤️💙 'Work': [email protected]

[James Gill @JamesGillComedy]

"Crystal Palace" #CPFC

[James Gill @JamesGillComedy]

Every Palace fan during that match: "This is made for Adam Wharton." Still, 107-year-old Jordan Henderson might have some sage words of wisdom over breakfast tomorrow. That's the main thing 👍 #ENGGHA

[James Gill @JamesGillComedy]

"And you can scan the QR code to get a refund on your TV licence for this shower of sh*t" #ENGGHA

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Tuchel correcting the interviewer by saying "Ghana" away from the mic was the true sign of a gentleman. That was classy stuff #ENGGHA

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It's almost as if he should have picked Marc Guehi #ENGCRO

[James Gill @JamesGillComedy]

Well, Cape Verde. You did it - you made Lee Dixon happy. I believe in miracles.

[James Gill @JamesGillComedy]

@AndyCantwell Wonder why ITV can't fathom that Dixon is simply in the wrong job. Actually feel for Matterface, who is a capable commentator. But they go together like oil and water

[James Gill @JamesGillComedy]

@CPFC Goal of the tournament. You can't teach that ❤️💙 #cpfc

[Always Be Comedy @alwaysbecomedy]

First Always Be Comedy at The Bedford in Balham: done. On to the next! Huge thanks Paul Gilbey for the phenomenal pics (kudos to Timmy Lewis for the idea - only took us 15 years to get a professional photographer at ABC). Big thanks to Michelle, Joe and Harry too 🩷💛

[Leeds Rhinos @leedsrhinos]

Sir Kevin Sinfield has been recognised by the nation after being awarded a Knighthood in the King's Birthday honours having raised over £11 million so far for MND charities with his annual challenges with one more to come this September. @mndassoc @MNDoddie5 @DarbyRimmerMND @LDShospcharity
More https://t.co/T6KM98UWp4

[Tim Vine @RealTimVine]

My England World Cup Song. This could be out of date in two weeks. Listen while it’s still relevant! Come on England. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿#theWorldCup

[James Gill @JamesGillComedy]

Every episode of The Good, The Bad & The Football (a show I love dearly, I must say!)

[James Gill @JamesGillComedy]

Me yesterday: "Who is Pierre Sage?!"

Me today: "Pierre simply adores Juego de Posición (Positional Play). He was the brains behind Habib Beye’s tactical system at Red Star, before the Lyon job. Expect us to morph into a heavy-pressing 3-2-5 or 3-1-6 in possession..." ❤️💙 #CPFC

[James Gill @JamesGillComedy]

@sid_lambert What a hero 👍

[James Gill @JamesGillComedy]

"Lads. Hear me out. Always Be Comedy: Leipzig" ❤️💙 #CPFC

[James Gill @JamesGillComedy]

@footballontnt It's almost as if it's total b*llocks

[James Gill @JamesGillComedy]

@theMadridZone @JacobsBen And I'd welcome a quiff. Also extremely unlikely

[James Gill @JamesGillComedy]

@ed_aarons Thanks ever so much, Ed 🙏❤️💙

[James Gill @JamesGillComedy]

@ed_aarons Praise the Lord ❤️💙

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

A perfectly executed team goal 👏