James

delightfully irreverent, iconically idiotic

[James @jamesgotjokes]

The internet has overstayed its welcome, time to shut it down and regroup.

[James @jamesgotjokes]

@Verizon my phone is on SOS again

[James @jamesgotjokes]

“yo ah you fuckin retahhdid???”

- commonly asked question in Boston, MA

[James @jamesgotjokes]

every day I open this app and I see some bomb-ass titties, so I just wanna thank all the bomb-ass titty havers that post those bomb-ass titties for me. rlly preciate it.

[James @jamesgotjokes]

you’re in her DM’s, I’m bruising her cervix…we are not the same

[James @jamesgotjokes]

all I need in this life is a dog that knows how to ride one of those electric unicycles, and two of those electric unicycles

[James @jamesgotjokes]

“never needed anybody” gf 🤝 “here let me get that for you” bf

[James @jamesgotjokes]

at work I act like a hard-ass but then I go home and sing Connie Francis songs to my cat

[James @jamesgotjokes]

booty out of this world, call that an asstronaut

[James @jamesgotjokes]

@UnanimousDC yeah definitely “raged out” and “walked off” there 😂🤡

[James @jamesgotjokes]

my mother, ladies and gentlemen

[James @jamesgotjokes]

my sciatica is really acting up lately, I need a dick reduction so bad

[James @jamesgotjokes]

my dunks lady called me handsome this morning, gonna be a great day LFG

[James @jamesgotjokes]

do you think I can go to a hospital and get put into a coma for a week so I can wake up and not be hopelessly addicted to nicotine pouches?

[James @jamesgotjokes]

can I get a new butt? mine has a crack in it

[James @jamesgotjokes]

listen I’ll eat your ass but if you touch me with an unsocked foot it’s over

[James @jamesgotjokes]

death by 1,000 stupid questions

[James @jamesgotjokes]

yeah sex is cool and all but have you ever just masturbated and saved yourself the trouble???

[James @jamesgotjokes]

@JeremyBssnt Here's how an 18-year-old just outsmarted every political expert: he didn’t, you’re a fucking moron (this isn’t an anti-Trump thing either, you’re really just a moron 😂)

[James @jamesgotjokes]

@OnlyInBOS jealous of the guy that got to hug him

[James @jamesgotjokes]

@yestradamous @AmericaPapaBear 100% lmao, I don’t get how people are still falling for this shit 😂 🤡