james 🍬

[T G J @thatguysjokes]

Margaret Thatcher popping up with 90th minute winner against the Argentines for old times sake

[El Borto @bortinez_]

🚨SHOCKING🚨

Nigel Farage STEALS flowers from a vigil for Ann Widdecombe.

This is so disgusting. I’m at a loss for words.

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Ann Widecombe argues the fiery depths of hell are nothing compared to the summer of 1976.

“People just got on with it back then” she told the Jeremy Vine show via Ouija board.

[rhys 🙂‍↕️ @rhys_2024]

TMZ reports that Andrea Jenkyns performed “Insomniac” at Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s wedding

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

Me trying to find where the HDMI cable plugs into at the back of the telly

[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Pensioner cooked alive in Yeovil uses final words to tell family it’s nothing compared to the heatwave of 1976.

“We all just got on with it back then.”

[Joe @andjustliketwat]

Clapping on the doorstep at 8pm every Thursday for the M&S cookie bakers

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Ronke Lawal @ronkelawal]

The kind of innovation that the UK should be embracing nationwide.
This is a wonderful initiative.

[JPC @jpxan71]

Lee Anderson stroking it like a cunt

[𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 @deirdrescig]

living in a flat in the uk rn:

[Jonothan Jacobo @Colin_Field_2]

Ok I know we have much bigger issues but wtf was Jessie J talkin about at the beginning of price tag

[HOLA 🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸 @leonielaugh]

the idea that anyone would want #FatWes as prime minister

[JustRandomThoughts @randomstuffxzxz]

Just took my 93 year old grandmother to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "which box is for scrapping the Debbie dementia storyline in Corrie so we can keep her?" A cheer went up from the waiting voters.

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Just took my 93 year old grandmother to vote, she's registered blind. In a very loud voice she said, "which box is for bringing Ronnie and Roxy back to Eastenders" A cheer went up from the waiting voters.

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

I already thought Elon’s mom constantly defending him on twitter was embarrassing. I didn’t even consider that Elon was the one tweeting as his own mom and defending himself, which is maybe the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever seen

[Hugo Papé 💚🌱🌍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇸🇪🇸 @HugoPap2]

I was going to vote Green, but I no longer am now. This is because, according to The Daily Mail, Zack Polanski left my toilet seat up.