James Fischer

Spooky Oil Lizards

[Goad Gatsby @GoadGatsby]

When you are a teenager, you have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld during your comedy audition and then you go back to school and have to compete against Jerry Seinfeld to date the girl in your class.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Dudes will get on here and be like "poor kids don't deserve to have a cookie" and think they're the good guys

[Ohio’s Tate @OhioTate]

America should stop every single project they're currently working on until this is complete.

Shut down schools. Close the post offices. Withhold funding from all libraries, national parks, and research work.

I need a High Speed Rail System. #trains

[Red Chilean 🇨🇱🇷🇺🇵🇸 @rojoChilean]

Zionists don't understand shame so they mistake it for fear.

[Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24]

BREAKING –

US becomes the first country in the world to host a team at the FIFA World Cup and bоmb that team's country on the same day

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

If I'm reading this right, America is giving Iran $300 billion dollars, unfreezing billions more, ending all sanctions, acknowledging Iranian hegemony over the Hormuz, and in exchange we got to kill an 86 year old man, make gas more expensive, and blow up an elementary school.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Trump raped E. Jean Carroll, still owes her $86 million, and is now using the power of the federal government to keep targeting and harassing her. Abusers don’t stop abusing.

[ُ sushi ibushi 𖣂 @svhibe]

this will go systematically unnoticed for god knows when, and not a single entity will do a thing to slow it down let alone stop it, not even fake condemn it, and when Palestinians are pushed to explosion the world will act like Palestinians have started a new cycle of violence.

[aria 🍓 @ariadotwav]

oh my fucking god bruh

[S @even_steven8tht]

This is so insane. A evil genocidal country went and illegally kidnapped peaceful protesters on international waters and now they are parading them around like cattle and NOT A SINGLE major news network is covering it.

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Oh ya for sure dude imagine a country like that

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

i know we're already way beyond the pale, but in any normal society, this should be pitchforks and torches type stuff

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

This is not normal.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

The most annoying thing about being human right now is knowing we already have the intelligence and resources to end world hunger, fight climate change, and cure cancer, but greed and billionaires keep millions suffering instead. The wasted human potential is heartbreaking.

[unite! • commissions open!!! 🖌🍉 @sistertonin]

so nintendo CAN send cease and desist letters to people using their property in ways they dislike?

so... basically... they LIKE when the american government uses all of their games to promote nazism, kidnapping, pedophilia, and rape? #interesting!

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I do think it’s interesting that prior to Trump‘s 2016 campaign sound bites like this would have ruined anyone’s political career but he’s just flooded the media with so many equally horrible gaffes that nobody cares anymore and politicians can say whatever they want basically

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[afeef (He/Him) @AfeefNess]

Hi Dave. I am a gay kid who went to gaza. Went for 9 weeks to do humanitarian work in 2025 with a medical organization. My life was threatened by Israeli bombs. Gazans knew I was gay. You’re full of shit. Cc: @mattxiv

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I just want to point out....

The amount of money the United States has spent on war in the last 67 days, is roughly the same cost that Bernie Sanders proposed for universal college. So the real question is never can we afford it, it's what we choose to prioritize.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

The names of kings have been worn away by the sands of time. Gods once feared are forgotten. Monuments to the immortality of civilizations now shattered into the cobblestones of another. But one man shall survive forever because he was a really, really shitty copper merchant.