Agent H

My views and opinions are amazing, I'm made to say them all at gunpoint, and apparently I'm an author too!

[Agent H @JamesHotham]

If this sounds interesting to you, grab yourself a copy today!

https://t.co/KB8Akd1fiA

#Fantasy #NewBook #NewAuthor #Book #Adventure #Dragon #Elf #Dwarf #Battle #Magic

[Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600]

Trees. Trees. Trees. They matter. Plant them. Protect them.

[Agent H @JamesHotham]

Is this the flight map of Taylor Swift?

[No Farmers, No Food @NoFarmsNoFoods]

“Cow burps are destroying the planet.”

[Agent H @JamesHotham]

@IfindRetards Deport? No. Execution. Pay-per-view TV. Let them all know what awaits.

[Wide Awake Media @wideawake_media]

Fun fact: In 1976—half a century ago—the UK was just as hot as it is currently.

Two years later, "the experts" were predicting a "coming ice age".

The "man-made climate change" agenda is a scam.

[Robin Monotti @robinmonotti]

This is NOT a "climate emergency"
This is NOT "extreme weather"
This is NOT a "deadly" heatwave
This is GREAT WEATHER
I would sign on a dotted line for this to continue throughout Summer
THEY want you to doubt your own eyes:
"The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. His heart sank as he thought of the enormous power arrayed against him, the ease with which any Party intellectual would overthrow him in debate, the subtle arguments which he would not be able to understand, much less answer. And yet he was in the right! They were wrong and he was right." George Orwell, 1984

[Agent H @JamesHotham]

@travelingflying No "aid" goes in to actually aid and help ordinary people. Ever.

Weapons, proxy forces, attempting coups. That gets funded.

Corruption, sure, the same as every other nation.

[T.W @RedsTheBest23]

The UK is starting to feel like a holiday abroad. It's boiling hot, and no one speaks English.

[Agent H @JamesHotham]

@DonnaLouise1212 Fully expect the anti-wankers getting in trouble and the actual wanker getting off... 👀

[Agent H @JamesHotham]

We had rain non-stop at the start of 2026. Months of it, in fact, at times every single day.
No new reservoirs in decades, woeful ancient infrastructure, leaking pipes everywhere. But privately owned companies worry about the cost of repairs hitting the profit.
Pathetic.

[BBC Sheffield @BBCSheffield]

Use water wisely during heatwave, supplier says https://t.co/HuXui5B8BF

[Agent H @JamesHotham]

@80s_channel In part this all stopped because going outside was deemed too dangerous. Anyone could be a sexual predator.
Decent parents will do anything for their children. This is also why many took a needle in covid, despite reservations. And now, the online safety scam.

[Agent H @JamesHotham]

@Voice_For_India Religion is the worst thing man ever invented. They're all soaked in blood and depravity like this!

[Agent H @JamesHotham]

@assassinscreed Recently completed Odyssey, Origins and Valhalla.
What's Reda's thing? Immortal?
The staff with Kassandra for 2000(?) years, aiming to destroy ISU artifacts. Why?
Was it just killing time until Basim/Loki got revived in the modern world?

[Robin Monotti @robinmonotti]

If it is "CO2" that is causing 35°C today, then what is causing a drop of 11°C by Monday? Anti-CO2 perhaps? Or maybe CO2 has nothing at all to do with the weather and never did!

[Eva Vlaardingerbroek @EvaVlaar]

Diversity is code for less White people.

[Agent H @JamesHotham]

@TouchmineX Hilarious if it happens.

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Genius. Why work on constructively solving life's problems when you can just scream like a small child?

[Callum Lyon @CallumLyon]

Citizens of the United Kingdom.

You have been selected for the 2026 Heatwave Games.

This arena is not unfamiliar. It is your homes, your workplaces, and your transport systems and structures designed to retain heat rather than release it.

Conditions are expected to reach extreme levels, with high humidity making temperatures feel significantly worse than recorded.

Your challenges include:

Attempting to sleep in rooms that feel like you're being cooked in an air fryer

Working and commuting in environments with limited ventilation and no air conditioning

Managing daily life in buildings not designed for prolonged heat exposure

Maintaining basic comfort without widespread access to cooling systems

Authorities advise hydration, limited physical activity during peak hours, and checking on vulnerable individuals.

You are reminded that this is not a temporary inconvenience for many, but a repeated seasonal pattern with increasing intensity.

Stay safe.

And may the odds be ever in your favour.

[Agent H @JamesHotham]

The face @Evd23rocker makes when he puts on the wrong sock. 👀

@trvr_raws @danhkne @JoeBrouhard @MfcPr1nc3ss_ @pilotskyguy @jkoehler45 @BaconWhisperR @Kevin__84

[Agent H @JamesHotham]

@afshinrattansi And the replacement will be of equal inability and ineptitude. I can't wait! 🥳