jay howell

who cares nobody's listening

[jay howell @jameshowarddean]

Just a reminder that Kansas City is home to one of the best florists in the country https://t.co/UZEKt9KVB5

[jay howell @jameshowarddean]

BREAKING: The Kansas City Royals have unveiled their new alternate “attitude era” jerseys that frankly should never be taken off

[jay howell @jameshowarddean]

Keeping your job by posting a proof of life photo is an all time hilarious concept

[jay howell @jameshowarddean]

Kinda feel like they coulda just done one Cruise

[jay howell @jameshowarddean]

Seems the airbnb host is a bit of a collector

[jay howell @jameshowarddean]

Cannot let the Bosnia dudes leave this field without an ass whooping regardless of the result

[jay howell @jameshowarddean]

Nothing offsets the high of finding the HSA debit card your company sent you 5 months ago at the bottom of the big pile of mail that you’re too afraid to throw away quite like the dick punch reminder of why you needed to find it in the first place

[jay howell @jameshowarddean]

There’s a new greatest goal scorer in World Cup history and it’s not even Klose

[Action Network @ActionNetworkHQ]

Stephon Castle driving to the hoop:

[jay howell @jameshowarddean]

Reform the line!

[jay howell @jameshowarddean]

There’s no better feeling than watching the Rohirrim regroup (after fucking everyone) in a god damned moments notice to take on monster elephants

[Jeff Borzello @jeffborzello]

BREAKING: Tyran Stokes, the No. 1 senior in the country and the favorite to be the No. 1 pick in the 2027 NBA draft, will play at Kansas next season. Stokes gives Bill Self a superstar talent for the second straight season -- and the No. 2 recruiting class in the country.

[jay howell @jameshowarddean]

@itsbighonkin You ever have the perfect amount of beers where a random line knocks you the fuck out?

[jay howell @jameshowarddean]

The 2026 Kansas City Royals

[Mikey O’ver @MikeyOver1]

I have never seen someone’s ass fall out this much in my entire life

You may think it’s just a baseball clip

And then history is made 💀

[jay howell @jameshowarddean]

what do you get paid if your tweet reaches double digit views

[jay howell @jameshowarddean]

Too much of the Royals bullpen this year has just been a collection of Whitt Bass clones from before Roger started seeing angels

[jay howell @jameshowarddean]

Opponent ML live bet any time Estevez comes in for a save

[jay howell @jameshowarddean]

Royals are getting dangerously close to scoring a run this year