Mr. Fahrenheit

Fate is fluid. Destiny is in the hands of humans.

[Mr. Fahrenheit @jameshunker]

This is how my dog reacts when the smoke detector low battery alarm goes off and I’m not home. He gets so anxious. So once again, STOP POSTING VIDEOS AND THERES A SMOKE DETECTOR ALARM IN THE BACKGROUND GOD ITS ONE 9V BATTERY JUST CHANGE IT LIKE AN ADULT SO I CAN WATCH UR VIDEO

[Mr. Fahrenheit @jameshunker]

@wmarybeard Hi Mary! Do you have any recommendations for research on Trajan? I’d like some additional information on his days pre-Emperor, but will take anything else as well. I’ve read much of Pliny and Trajan’s correspondence as a start.

[Mr. Fahrenheit @jameshunker]

@natebargatze I was at a Target Starbucks and ordered a small whole milk for my one year old, the barista asked if it wanted it iced. This is your fault, Nate.

[Mr. Fahrenheit @jameshunker]

All this talk about the Silicon Valley Bank and the terminology being thrown around related to the financial side is just a glowing reminder that this system was never intended to be understood by anyone less than an accountant.

[Michael Cleere @mikecleere]

Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion.
In the New Testament, four different times Jesus tells his followers to always pay their taxes. Why is it in the United States that churches don’t have to pay taxes? The IRS figures if all churches paid their fair share of 15% taxes that it would total over $2 trillion a year.
More than enough to solve the homelessness in this country, since it looks like these Pastors would rather spend your donations on New Cars instead of feeding the hungry.

[Mr. Fahrenheit @jameshunker]

How y'all gonna talk about "high speed internet" and the max speed offered in my area (northeast Austin, TX) is 25 Mbps @ATT

[Mr. Fahrenheit @jameshunker]

Yall realize that by “releasing” Victor Bout at Russia’s behest, any future arms trafficking tied to him will inevitably be linked back to Russia? It’ll just create additional blowback for Moscow if he goes back to arms dealing, giving NATO, UN, etc more ammunition against them.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

In 1951, Adelbert Ames created the mind-boggling ‘Ames Window’. It’s so effective that even when you know how it works you can’t break the illusion

[video from The Curiosity Show: https://t.co/DF82ASFj1a]

[Mr. Fahrenheit @jameshunker]

Hey @BobsBurgersFOX @HJBenjamin @kristenschaaled @EugeneMirman why are the kids eating tacos from the top (open-side) of the taco in Season 5 Episode 1? Please answer my question.

[Mr. Fahrenheit @jameshunker]

So, has anybody bought a frying pan lately? They’re exPENSIVE

[Skyleigh Uhrich @Sky_Lee_1]

Rachel Self, a Boston immigration attorney tells you everything you need to know about immigrants sent to Martha’s Vineyard.

They’d been given falsified U.S. addresses by immigration officials, perhaps ensuring that they’d be deemed in the country illegally.

[Mr. Fahrenheit @jameshunker]

Ridiculous Six* and also Stickie McShtickens*

[Mr. Fahrenheit @jameshunker]

The invention of baseball in The Ridiculous Sox is peak comedy and I cannot be convinced otherwise @AdamSandler

[Mr. Fahrenheit @jameshunker]

Vaulting mechanic works pretty well on Deston, I think due to the lower window clearance. Glad you guys figured out how to do it on 1 out of 9 maps @PUBG

[Mr. Fahrenheit @jameshunker]

My toxic trait is leaving the cursor in the box when I’m typing on a computer and I can’t tell if I’m making errors

[TOOL effing TOOL @Tool]

Fear Inoculum arrives as a 3-disc, 180g vinyl release on Aug. 5 via RCA Records. The collection features new artwork from Adam Jones, and is housed in a triple gatefold jacket with an exclusive poster. #toolband #fearinoculum
https://t.co/XocUtCw3FE

[lil jon lovitz(?) @liljonlovitz]

my brain? u mean my thinkin meat

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

38,000 Texans had their license to carry denied, revoked, or suspended over the last five years because law enforcement deemed them too dangerous to carry a loaded gun in public.

But thanks to Greg Abbott’s new law, they don't need a license to carry anymore.

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

damn greg all i did was wear a crop top this time 😭😭

[Mr. Fahrenheit @jameshunker]

@massaBeard @yochintohere @eazlazh @PlayerIGN Agreed, at least they’re listening to feedback of some kind lol

[Mr. Fahrenheit @jameshunker]

@massaBeard @yochintohere @eazlazh @PlayerIGN Or remove it entirely and make people play with two guns and fight? Instead of one gun and hide from every fight? Same with the drone and medpack, stop making it Call of Duty