james

guy in bands i listen music too much

[james @jamesismynamo]

anthony bourdain more like antonio banderas

[james @jamesismynamo]

guy who goes to pee at urinal while looking at his phone but forgets to unzip his pants so he just pisses his pants

[james @jamesismynamo]

i dont know what indie rock is

[james @jamesismynamo]

12 Rods/Make-Out Music
Airiel/In Your Room
Algernon/Second-Rate Machines
Appleseed Cast/Marigold & Patchwork
TBLA/45 Minutes From Somewhere Out There
Dino Jr/Little Fury Things
Drop Nineteens/Kick the Tragedy
Everyone Everywhere/Turn & Go & Turn
GBV/Smothered in Hugs
Kitchen/Fall

[james @jamesismynamo]

theyre called Wilco because his name is William it's short for Wil & co.

[james @jamesismynamo]

If I were blind I would just say a catcall phrase every couple blocks

[james @jamesismynamo]

saying not a cloud in the sky but just figuratively like there's clouds it's just a nice day

[james @jamesismynamo]

"Well Bugs Bunny was big on Beethoven. [I look up, surprised.] He was, he was big on classical music." - my mom

[james @jamesismynamo]

I left my tab open at Yankee Stadium 🤦

[james @jamesismynamo]

Mario Odyssey? What do you need Mario Galaxy for? Here's Mario Sunshine [hands you Mario 64]

[james @jamesismynamo]

sticker of Martin Van Buren pointing at gas station prices saying "I Did That!"

[james @jamesismynamo]

Minnesota Twins pinch runner tonight: James Outman

[james @jamesismynamo]

woman at a portland bar karaoke did counting worms by knocked loose lol. Hit the arf arf and all

[james @jamesismynamo]

i never understood the phrase "The pen is mightier than the word". what do they think pens are for?

[james @jamesismynamo]

Drinking a Cold Beer with Hank Hill

[james @jamesismynamo]

Its always "food near me" and never "food near us"

[james @jamesismynamo]

@lllliatttt that's a really good joke lmao

[james @jamesismynamo]

thin whose line

[james @jamesismynamo]

gangnam style bf and call me maybe gf

[james @jamesismynamo]

girl interrupted playing in the neurologist waiting room. winona ryder said "blow job" and the older lady next to me gasped