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[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

let's all meet up in soho and walk the slowest anybody has ever walked

[kian 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @kianlufc]

That emergency alert is going to cause some serious office small talk around the country on Monday morning

[tom 🎸 @uncreativetom]

Horrific disaster aside I love the British tendency to look at a Situation with ur hands on ur hips

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Total eclipse of the Bosh

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

just tried to order a lager top in Burnham's Britain. the barman laughed at me, called me a "soft lad", and said the choice is between bitter and mild.

[Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇 @GumboGoon]

I act like I’m okay but deep down inside I want to go see The Odyssey again

[Seóirse Duffy @Seoirse_]

Do we think Andy Burnham has the world's worst Sunday scaries right now

[FCF Freddy @FCF_Freddy]

Having a few beers and firing off a “will do” from your phone to an email that didn’t even require a response

[Dom Smith @DGabrielliSmith]

Gabriel Clarke’s inability to understand Tuchel being unhappy with the performance, and translating it to the attitude and mentality of the players was being questioned, and then framing it in that way to Bellingham sums up the English media.

[Rudi Kinsella @RudiKinsella]

What a niche grudge to hold for over 25 years. Respect.

[Liam Holman 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Liam_Holman99]

Derbyshire County Council, run by Reform, scrapped it's net zero targets and climate change committee.

[Reform UK Exposed 🇬🇧 @reformexposed]

It’s official, @ZiaYusufUK.

[Billie @Billie_T]

SIR DJED SPENCE

[LBW @losblancoswrld]

Kylian Mbappe when he is asked absolutely anything:

[zee @zee63365234]

i kept smiling at passerby but nobody was smiling back so i stopped #ViciousCycleOfHatred

[November @postoctobrist]

paparazzo fumbling in the bag for the flash that ends your career and grabbing the flash that makes you a bit French

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Talk is cheap. Help is needed now. Come on the government.

[Moonstruck❤️‍🔥 @godspeed_aflame]

dirty bulking is so much fun until you have to live with what you have done to yourself.