james 🦠

Just because I have a birthmark on my left butt cheek that's shaped like a scarab it doesn't make me Cleopatra

[Livs 🐆 @livvneall]

Hope Mayweather has been warned cos Aaron’s cheeky, colourful and full of mischief

[cybr amir @cybramir]

honey we’re having guests please bring out our finest teapot

[tHE.lAST🔝 @jusLikeMike911]

"Cows kill more people every year than sharks"

[🐰 @loisgriffinstan]

adele when they open the trap door beneath her

[mp @friasmp]

My boyfriend washed dishes and I haven’t said anything about it. He’s said “wow this kitchen looks spotless” twice since 8pm

[Emmanuel Macron @EmmanuelMacron]

Toutes mes félicitations, cher @LulaOficial, pour ton élection qui ouvre une nouvelle page de l'histoire du Brésil. Ensemble, nous allons unir nos forces pour relever les nombreux défis communs et renouer le lien d'amitié entre nos deux pays.

[james 🦠 @jameslat_]

@muffin8or @FreddieBailey96 Only if you work that shift, which more often than not you don’t

[Ed Miliband @Ed_Miliband]

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[Bid @whatsupMr_BID]

Happy birthday, JANA 🥳

[Ben Rathe @benrathe]

Queue is such a great word. The actual important letter, and then four more silently waiting behind it in a line.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

wanna feel old? charlie from "charlie bit my finger" is now the reigning monarch of the united kingdom

[The King @RulerOfHumanity]

Let’s do a drone light show over an uncontacted tribe and become their gods

[The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 @jasemonkey]

"On the head my son!"

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[𝕻𝖍𝖎𝖑𝖎𝖕 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙 @papasombra]

I’m no fan of The Queen but meeting Liz Truss and then immediately dying is a move I respect.

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

the voiceover person dipping into a mancunian accent when saying “dont worry darling” is my new favourite thing. cant stop listening to it

[S.L @SLorro_]

Cruise ship on the Tyne this morning. Very expensive apparently!

[Luke @Luke199501]

Congratulations @LewisCapaldi on becoming the next Prime minister
#LizTruss