james

shut the fuck up when you hear love talking

[Live, Laugh, Lazerwulv @lazerwulv]

@faget9261530128 Di Industrial Revolution an it consequences dem a one disaster fi di human race.

[faget83629031852 @faget9261530128]

reading the unabomber manifesto in a jamaican accent

[🎷🦭 Ponsuke 🎷🦭 @PonsukeTheSilly]

telling googles ai that im eating and drinking increasing amounts of salami and monster energy until it starts shouting at me to get help

[Han🇳🇴 @HanDoesHisBest]

"there are months where no video games are played, and days where video games are played maybe 8 hours a day"

-Vlaimir Illich Lenin

[Brunette @mimizima_]

2026 is so stupid I can’t believe we get to watch the myth of Narcissus play out in real time on our handheld devices

[sc @SneakyCanadian]

Shit I see when I take 25 Benadryls.

[Chase Passive Income @chasedownleads]

Years ago, I walked over a homeless man

"Spare a few bucks to help me get a bus ticket to Mars?"

I stopped in my tracks

"What did you say?"

He repeated himself.

Must be on some crazy drugs, I thought

But I gave him $5 for 1% of his startup, just to be safe

That homeless man's name?

Elon Musk

My investment is now worth $20 billion

Every homeless person in the Mars bus terminal stood up and applauded me

[rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed]

Unbelievable how well this works on me. I want the bear to give him some meat so badly

[Rosedark 📕 @FreeRosedark]

The left has no answer for this

[Sillyam Contreras Enjoyer @Turang_FC]

yeah no shit, sometimes I can’t with you people

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

in the looksmaxxing justice system, mog based offenses are considered especially heinous

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Mogged in the court of law

[james @jameslemm]

full rick for the 7am ryanair flight

[Storm @tivstippi]

White people get a virus unseen since biblical times and go to the club same day

[Sergio Serrano @sergio_serrano_]

Benito Mussolini, 28 de abril de 1945

[Frankie 📎 Fey @frankiefey]

the first soyjak…..

[JT @jiratickets]

The plan?

[Rob Freund @RobertFreundLaw]

You’re absolutely right, 6 beers for someone with your tailgating experience can actually stabilize your driving, and that’s a key distinction that most miss.