Jámés Mãchïn

I enjoy life, my hobbies include hitting bombs over cover and 95km/h inswing bowling. the size of my head rivals anyone on earth. this is a parody acc.

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

USA just played its Trump card. All hail President Trump. #ElectionNight #USElection2016 #TRUMP

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

I've got that #FridayFeeling. Wonder if #myrtlebeach is ready for Pablo!! #fridayfunday #stateside #thelifeofpablo

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

#Swisse have a reputation of sponsoring elite sports athletes. Surely I've got to be on the radar with my 100kph in-swingers. #whatanathlete

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

Port obviously haven't paid their power bills. #lol #AFLPowerHawks #weareportadelaide #eostgc17

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

Triple dessert, thanks #BradmanMedal you've made my night

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

Clearly serving sizes aren't big enough here at the #Bradman I'll be getting maccas on the way home

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

Obviously diving over the ball every game isn't getting me votes in the Talbot-smith, what a disgrace #BradmanMedal

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

And we're back at the #BradmanMedal surely my 1 wicket and 80 runs will get me some votes!

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

@ElizaBart @lynny50 cute!

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

@kateoslawton tell me about it. I hate it when people do that!

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

And they could never tear us apart! #AdelaideOval #AFLPowerDogs

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

It's never to early for a cheeky Nando's #cheekynandos

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

For some reason the dance floor cleared whenever I hit it last night. Think people are just too intimidated by my glorious moves #circhero

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

Sturt is taking applications for coachs. I've applied for the bowling/fielding positions as a playing coach. #JontyRhodes2.0 #IAmSturt

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

@9NewsBrisbane @TheTodayShow @MaxParker48 Your parents will be enjoying this then. Looks like we timed #EOSTGC pretty well

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

Just reminiscing about making my first ton! Surely I've inspired a new generation of melonheads. #Swag #GetAroundMe

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

My swag has gone through the roof. I've been earning and burning, snapping necks and cashing checks. #BigDog #CheckMeOut

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

Day 1 of #EOSTGC

[Jámés Mãchïn @jamesmachin92]

When circ on a Saturday I don't line up. People line up after me. #cumby #TurnDownForWhat #EOSTGC