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[mash @jamesmashiter]

@KemiBadenoch @KateAndrs Welcome to the Tory powerless abyss. Maternity pay is average for Europe. Elite until you sold a Maccies. A slim chance of being tory leader but PM you’ll never be. Yours sincerely, an ex-Tory voter. Ps cross with my silvercross.

[mash @jamesmashiter]

@thecourteeners prolly 4000+ people waiting for 40 mins to get in. Gotta keep us safe but there’s £260,000 worth of tickets you’re keeping waiting. More staff next time?

[J @JNJJ99]

This is the best day of all time. What the actual fuck

[mash @jamesmashiter]

@LauraMay1992 1, 2, 3, 4 @OliviaMorgan20 declares a thumb war

[mash @jamesmashiter]

Never mind the jam. Some freaky thumb shit going on here.

[mash @jamesmashiter]

@ArtifactsHub @PaulMichaelAmos proper wagon that

[mash @jamesmashiter]

@Sam_yates4 Keith Richards mastered a certain guitar riff once in his life... The only problem was he was so out his tree he only remembered he had played the riff when he replayed the tape record of his jam from the night before. There's truth in what you've said 😂😂

[mash @jamesmashiter]

@laurajaynemash Knew you'd love that 😂😂😂

[mash @jamesmashiter]

@laurajaynemash @TheMichaelMoran Good grief. Lord of the bees 🐝🐝🐝

[mash @jamesmashiter]

@AldiUK @OliviaMorgan20

[mash @jamesmashiter]

@AldiUK @waitrose @sainsburys @Tesco @asda Is it true that cuthbert has been released on Swiss roll pending further charges? #FreeCuthbert

[mash @jamesmashiter]

@marksandspencer @harland_jill Can't really talk about conservation when you're trying to kill caterpillars #FreeCuthbert

[mash @jamesmashiter]

I'm that tired I've just thrown my t-shirt down the bog instead of in the linen basket. Bedtime.

[mash @jamesmashiter]

@marksandspencer @laurajaynemash

[Peter Hunt @_PeterHunt]

History will judge the Queen poorly for her handling of this final act in the Harry and Meghan saga. The grandson of a Monarch – and son of a future one - has been cut loose by his family. A compromise could have been concocted. The post Diana’s death lessons haven’t been learnt.

[Peter Hunt @_PeterHunt]

History will also compare and contrast the Queen’s treatment of Prince Harry with that afforded to Prince Andrew. Her son’s patronages remain intact.

[mash @jamesmashiter]

Kaminski using my fifa 2002 tactics. Keeper come out at every opportunity

[mash @jamesmashiter]

@hjbroadley Well done. You work hard Han!

[Em Humble @em_humble]

Every “Northern” character in a musical.

[mash @jamesmashiter]

@Sam_yates4 Thanks dude!