James McGames

He had no arms or legs. He couldn't hear, see, or speak. This is how he led a nation.

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

I dont care about your tax returns @realDonaldTrump. I just want to know, do you prefer @Arbys horsey sauce or spicy sauce from @kfc?

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

For the love of god @realDonaldTrump please do the right thing. Buy @Greco_pizza and take it worldwide. Turn #Grecoville into #GrecoWorld.

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

Hi @realDonaldTrump make @steveaustinBSR you're VP, ban all fast food except for @arbys and youll get my vote #GiveMeAHellYea #BeefnCheddars

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

@whosthatguyNels He had hair product. It's called jizz. Have you not seen the movie There's Something About Mary?

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

Hey @elonmusk we both made history today. You landed a rocket and I ate 6 beef n cheddar sandwiches from @Arbys and didnt shit my pants

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

I cant decide what is the better joke, the fact @nenshi banned @Uber in calgary or Louis CK talking about his itchy asshole.

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

I know you're having a bad day @pmharper but at least you can watch the new star wars trailer. So ya got that going for you, which is nice.

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

Now @pmharper it's clear that you don't believe in #democracy but do you at least believe in #dewmocracy? #dothedew

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

@tim_cook Apple has created some amazing things. But those things will never be as amazing as Mad Max: Fury Road

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

@FloydMayweather were they saying boo or boourns when they announced your name?

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

Remember @CalgaryF it doesnt matter how you played all that matters is you had fun. Wait a second. Suck my balls @VanCanucks #YouBallSuckers

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

@elonmusk You'll land a rocket soon. The first time I had a beer I puked it up. Now I drink 20 beer a day #NeverGiveUp #NeverSurrender

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

@elonmusk speak of the D and it shall appear

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

@davebrosknows I'm with ya dave. But I'd rather any albums by @kesha than any new stuff by @U2. More like #youpoo #withorwithoutyou

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

Jacket is found. Dignity is still lost

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

I have #bieber fever for @selinagomez.@pei2014 How nice it is to get her live.

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

It's so hot that I'd suck Mr. Freeze's dick right now

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

@lukepoirier I have that tattoo on my butt

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

@whosthatguyNels does the tin man have a sheet metal cock? #TheCrabmanRises

[James McGames @jamesmcgames69]

@whosthatguyNels I guess 2014 is known as the year of the year of The Crabman according to chinese legend. #MerryCrabmas #CrabmanRises