James Meiser

Tweet the change you want to see in the world.

[Mike Page @MikePage27]

New MAN MAN video !
@manmanbandband
"Alibi" from Carrot On Strings
https://t.co/3HhaJZl8Hu

[James Meiser @jamesmeiser]

Just saw someone on a bird scooter say hey siri call mom.

[James Meiser @jamesmeiser]

Not even pretending not to be the antichrist in this one.

[James Meiser @jamesmeiser]

Wirecutter: After 900 hours of tests these are the best carrots you can buy. Also they cost $60 each and are actually turnips.

[James Meiser @jamesmeiser]

🎵 I’m going on the raaaiiils on a well-adjusted traaaiiin! 🎵

[James Meiser @jamesmeiser]

Finally.

[Ol’ Lazy Bastard @Athertron]

I thought it was fucked up that you could promote sports betting in NY, but Texas is out here advertising mercenaries!?

[James Meiser @jamesmeiser]

What’s up with rice crackers? Not as good as rice. Not as good as crackers. Also sounds like a slur. Is this a Seinfeld bit?

[Leslie Jones @lesleslielie]

Best piece of book-shill propaganda this family could muster. #BestAmerican2022 https://t.co/94iet5iNzk

[Leslie Jones @lesleslielie]

Out today! Thank you @stephycha @1JessWalter @MarinerBooks & @southern_review @sachaidell #BestAmerican2022

[Brian Olsen @brianolsenbooks]

Come see my sketch team 15 Minutes Away this Saturday, the 10th, 9pm, at the PIT Loft in Manhattan! It's the first of four monthly shows because we're just. that. good. Come see if you're in NYC, we're very funny, I promise!

https://t.co/gJAS4ezpYW

[James Meiser @jamesmeiser]

@brianolsenbooks Criminal. The best part of pie is the underdough. Not sure if that’s the right terminology, but it’s the best.

[James Meiser @jamesmeiser]

Homer’s Odyssey. Roger’s Sienna.

[James Meiser @jamesmeiser]

🎵 Hey! Robots! Leave us kids alone!🎵

[James Meiser @jamesmeiser]

People making such a big deal out of Pelosi going to Taiwan. So what. I went to Taiwan as a baby.

[James Meiser @jamesmeiser]

If you make an episode of your show 2 and a half hours long I’m going to watch it at 1.5x speed like a goddamn monster.

[James Meiser @jamesmeiser]

First thing I do when I become president is get them to show me all the weird shit in big gurgling test tubes.

[James Meiser @jamesmeiser]

@YamahaMusicUSA Are you making more Reface CPs? Would love one but can’t find them anywhere! 🤓

[James Meiser @jamesmeiser]

The song of the summer: https://t.co/zyxJaZykvN

[James Meiser @jamesmeiser]

Can’t believe those Stranger Things kids whipped that Demigordon’s butt. Hope El and Hopler don’t whip my butt next! (For real)