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[yames💡 @jamesmelllon]

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If you don’t know, now you know. I’ve been using this for over 6 years. Your welcome.

[yames💡 @jamesmelllon]

Had a dream last night that someone told me I don’t put that shit on and I woke up so mad

[DJ Vlad @djvlad]

I have a confession.

Roc Nation has been paying me to support Megan.

They also paid off all the jury members to convict Tory.

And they bribed the judge, too. Jay-Z did a verse for his grandson's new album.

They paid off Megan's doctor to lie about the bullet fragments. She was never shot.

The LA police are all on Jay's payroll. And it doesn't stop with LA, but you're not ready to hear that part.

The Mexican guy who stabbed Tory - who do you think paid him to do that? You already know the answer to that.

The 3 supreme court judges who denied Tory's appeal - all paid off by the Roc Mafia.

Jay also paid Trump NOT to pardon Tory. Even though it's a state case, Trump can only pardon federal cases. But knowing Trump likes to bend the rules, Jay wasn't taking any chances.

I can't keep these lies secret anymore. If this is my last tweet, you know who silenced me.

[Ian Connor @souljaian]

Up Early Lowballing On Grailed.

[yames💡 @jamesmelllon]

@Netflix_CA @TimJDillon

[yames💡 @jamesmelllon]

@theScore what’s a right ankle spraoin?

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

My son just walked into my office wearing his Rozier jersey with tears in his eyes. “Papa, are we not going to be able to watch Scary Terry anymore?” He is 31 and hasn’t had a job in three years.

[Laza @Laza_Bautista]

Bout 250 Mexican kids in 10 years gonna have to explain why they named Shohei Rodriguez

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

He’s joining hamas

[yames💡 @jamesmelllon]

There’s going to be a Tim Hortons on the Gaza Strip

[yames💡 @jamesmelllon]

The new Superman movie is just about Superman trying to stop Elon musk from starting conflict in the Middle East

[yames💡 @jamesmelllon]

@whoisflx Nahhhhhhhhh

[yames💡 @jamesmelllon]

Why is my uber delivery guy wearing amiri jeans ? Like dog you came here on a bike… get your fuckin priorities straight

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I love @realDonaldTrump as much as a straight man can love another man

[𝙎𝙠𝙮𝙚𝙙 🇦🇺 @SkyedOKC]

the ant on top is Jayson Tatum

[Samuel Jibby, CFA @ACC_Ball_Rules]

Headed to Christmas Eve mass.

[Ian Connor @souljaian]

Nigga You Don’t Have A BBL, She Does.

[yames💡 @jamesmelllon]

Spurs interim head coach looks like if tatums son deuce grew up

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

Why do men keep saying they want to bleed out here

What does that mean

[Jed Fontaínè @JedFontaine]

Nahhhh bro this will go down as the greatest nba edit of all time 😭😭😭😭

[worldwide Pas @8EightPillars]

not to be racist…but i expected better denim