James Seward

IN: Coffee. OUT: Artificial Stupidity. ☕️ ➡️🤦🏼‍♂️ / SA @awscloud ☁️ opinions my own / he/him / @[email protected]

[Bek @rkulidzan]

I'm running ASICS London 10K in July for @samaritans (tw: suicide, depression)

Over 700k people take their own life each year – that’s one person every 40 seconds

Without them, that could've been me. Please donate what you can to get me over the line ➡️ https://t.co/deyjSYyWTP

[James Seward @jamesoff]

@rhowe212 @LauraJHyatt echo “You idiot, delete all that code and/or terminate those instances” >! .ooo-message

[James Seward @jamesoff]

@alexbloor There's a citation on wikipedia that is because of the Amazon (and alphabetical sorting): https://t.co/UuzFnne4Zh

An alternative name he considered was "Relentless", and https://t.co/R2xy1gymbU still redirects to Amazon :)

[James Seward @jamesoff]

@GavinRossPhoto Yes thanks, quiet Christmas with in-laws :)

[James Seward @jamesoff]

@ajlanghorn

[John Arundel @bitfield]

I once worked with a manager who asked “Why do we all need these SREs when the site never goes down?”, and I think about that a lot.

[James Seward @jamesoff]

@yesterzine It’s legal now, too slow :P

[Bek @rkulidzan]

This year has been one of the most difficult of my life. As we approach the final days of 2022 - I decided to take a moment to check in

A year of change, reflection and new beginnings (tw: suicide, depression) ➡️ https://t.co/eDRTX73pEd

[James Seward @jamesoff]

@ppiixx @catovitch Not the exact thing you asked for but I use the "Note to self" chat on Signal for this a bunch, plus it's easily reachable from the share sheet

[James Seward @jamesoff]

@therealenid @n0rm not on camera

[James Seward @jamesoff]

@JakeHendy Yacht *collection*?!

[James Seward @jamesoff]

@yesterzine The GX4000 controller, just used for Burnin’ Rubber

[James Seward @jamesoff]

@NTDEV_ high score :o hope you're ok!

[James Seward @jamesoff]

@n0rm @darkosubotica 32.31mpg Imperial (https://t.co/zjGo1QDDS6)

[James Seward @jamesoff]

@n0rm @darkosubotica Bear in mind their gallons aren't the same size as ours so mpg also needs converting :)