James Stafford

Freelance writer, music lover, wise guy. Website:

[James Stafford @jamesostafford]

I've moved to Blue sky: https://t.co/CoRcgr12AQ

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Let's try Blue sky: https://t.co/CoRcgr12AQ

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2024 Predictions: Country band The O'Kanes build a time machine and fly to the past to change the title of their 1990 single. #diddy

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"Bucolic Scene With Anachronistic Military Chopper" --Undated, Artist Unknown. Collection of Salvation Army Thrift Store #thriftstoreart

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Follow me for more tips on confusing bakery employees and amusing cashiers.

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If you dread AI and robot vacuums, this one's for you: The Scriptorium https://t.co/iKvu3qCeat via @wimwords

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Fortunately this will never happen to us. The Scriptorium https://t.co/iKvu3qCeat via @wimwords

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Today I learned that the solution to problems with @UPS online shipping tools is to give up and use @FedEx .

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No, but I am tired of being mail harassed by @DIRECTV

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#surrealism #magicrealism
#shortfiction
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Wal-Mart: Because even self checkout counts as too many registers open ®. @Walmart

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I'm starting the new year with what would've been a great sci-fi story in 1954 but is basically just a transcript in 2024. https://t.co/1gV103ZDNt

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Popeyes or Arby's? Bickering Justices Defer Lunch Decision Until After Holidays

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"Show don't tell" is in the details: https://t.co/13j8VOMlCw

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Middle age is hard on everyone, even reindeer: https://t.co/V5KD57TwFx

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Interested in music written by people about people things and played on actual instruments? I highly recommend this one: https://t.co/FK9WRG9XZ9

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Happy Thanksgiving week: https://t.co/r6YlflvkSj

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#VHS night with An American Werewolf in London.

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Dear @googlenews : How much do I need to pay you to stop serving me unsolicited and unwanted Taylor, Travis, and Taylor and Travis "news"? Name your price.

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Times Change!

Remember this teen-aged asshole who used to blast his boombox in public?

He's now this middle-aged asshole who blasts his cellphone in public!