So I got arrested last night and the cop pulled me out of the car and said “if you can do a handstand for longer than 20 seconds I’ll let you go” you best believe I did one for 30 seconds, this is based on a true story with @jamespassarella
When I was in school I use to get so happy when it was a holiday cause it meant no school now that I’m older i get so happy cause it’s a excuse to get blacked out drunk 😂 everyone be safe tomorrow