JP

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿| Lampoon of a man that’s pissing his life away ina pub frequented by Morris dancers. No stranger to seersucker or brillcream

[JP @jamespatten17]

To the tossers that crashed on the #a34 - i hope it fucking hurts & you get your licenses snatched from you - clearly unfit to drive.

[JP @jamespatten17]

Via phone call AFTER he read about his successor on here.

Shame the professionalism went only one way.

[Wolves @Wolves]

Wolves have parted company with head coach Rob Edwards.

We would like to thank Rob and his staff for their professionalism, commitment and hard work during their time at the club.

https://t.co/5VFbd14OHs

[JP @jamespatten17]

About time too.

Wonder if he’ll put his dummy back & unblock all the supporters he blocked.

Also, what is Ian Gay gunna do now? Got no-one to suck off at the club now.

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

A message from Brian Tinnion ❤️

[JP @jamespatten17]

Whats happening with Man City?

[Christian Smith @TheLawyerCSmith]

EXCL: The Lawyer can reveal that Burnley has won its legal case against Everton over Everton's PSR breaches. The Toffees are to pay Burnley nearly £40m in damages and interest. Everton is expected to appeal.

https://t.co/1WbuAprLoQ

[JP @jamespatten17]

First #WorldCup not working in the hospitality trade since 2006, and i’m not even interested in it.

[JP @jamespatten17]

Good riddance.

Utterly poor for his stint here.

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

📣 Sinclair Armstrong joined Turkish side Göztepe for an undisclosed fee.

The club thank Sinclair for his contributions in a City shirt and wish him all the best for the future.

[JP @jamespatten17]

You’re a fucking coward.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Henry Nowak’s family have lost their son and brother in the most appalling circumstances.

Nigel Farage is exploiting this tragedy to create grievance and division.

It’s completely unforgivable.

[JP @jamespatten17]

Celtic fans are a joke.

[JP @jamespatten17]

@TristanCorkPost Before we know it, all towns & cities will be merged.

[JP @jamespatten17]

Take Radek & Neto back.

Del can go into retirement, absolute trash. Waste of a signing.
Never trust a player willing to wear gloves with a short sleeved shirt.
We may have hindered Earthy’s progress.

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

Thank you to our loanees this season. ❤️

[JP @jamespatten17]

@NeilMaggs2 @stumillett @TristanCorkPost Acting like these boys came through the academy🤣🤣

[JP @jamespatten17]

Always dickheads that drive around without a top on. Get a grip.

[JP @jamespatten17]

@BenPalmer78 No, your manager left the door open for this punishment when HE decided to spy on teams.

EFL did their job.

[JP @jamespatten17]

Anything to say @premierleague

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Team suspected of spying on training sessions - EFL conducts an investigation within a week and kicks the team out of a competition immediately

115 financial charges - PL will get back to you on that in a few years

[JP @jamespatten17]

@FcSoton @BobbiHuyton Cheating bunch of cunts😘

[JP @jamespatten17]

And now null & void.

[SaintsExtra @SaintsExtra]

🚨🎟️ Southampton’s 37,604 ticket allocation for Saturday’s Championship play-off final at Wembley is now SOLD OUT #saintsfc @sfcawaynumbers

[JP @jamespatten17]

14 year old me went bonkers

[Bristol City FC @BristolCity]

The night the Dolman moved, #OnThisDay in 2004.

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Visit https://t.co/ztBpXIqyxD and get an extra four months of @surfshark now.

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

Working towards Hull 💪

[JP @jamespatten17]

@antineil Hi Anti,

You may remember me.

Looking forward to another war of words next season.
I genuinely hope you guys shouldn’t feel the need to cheat again, as it’s a little unruly, don’t you think?

Anyways, speak soon👋

[JP @jamespatten17]

@ntfc Bloke fully deserves it.