James P-B

[SimpsonsEFL @EflSimpsons]

“A hydration break?!
At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localised entirely in this indoor air conditioned stadium?!”

[James P-B @JamesPB_1908]

Aids?

[Best of British Comedy @BestOfUKComedy]

🤔🤔

[Kevin Edger @KEdge23]

“Mark my words, Labour will raise your taxes”

“You name it, Labour will tax it”.

The Conservatives weren’t wrong.

[Starlink @Starlink]

The first @SouthwestAir flight with Starlink has taken off, connecting passengers and crew with reliable, high-speed Wi-Fi from gate to gate 🛰️��️

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

The party is over @BorisJohnson.

Resign.

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

A comedy candidate with a ridiculous head. And Count Binface.

[FreeByTheSea @Free_ByTheSea]

Having received just 308 votes, the Green Party has forfeited their £500 deposit in the Makerfield by election - a deposit scheme designed to protect the system from time wasters and loons.🤡

[Paul Newman @JasonKingHQ]

Just watched BBC's 9 minute highlights of last night's match. This bloke's in the stadium, filming himself celebrating. What an absolute cunt.

[Lofty @lofty2021]

The whole of England when Emma Hayes speaks.

[Rory Talks Football @Rory_Talks_Ball]

It’s incredibly plausible that Maguire’s reaction (and his family’s) to the initial exclusion from the squad

Has cost him a call up today

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Empty seats at a home game for a host nation.

Fair play FIFA. Everyone said it was impossible to ruin the World Cup, but you've managed it. Respect.

[Greegsy's Gloves 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Gers89_]

Everyone in the UK for the next month, thanks to ITV's coverage of the World Cup...

[Daniel Storey @danielstorey85]

Don't know if this is common knowledge, but the BBC has produced a spoiler-free link to watch World Cup match highlights without knowing the score.

Simply go here:

https://t.co/dg52CjYbN8

[Coral @Coral]

Big John's Bosh Around The World 🌎

48 teams. 48 boshes. No autocue.

Bosh.

[Michael Weadock @MichaelWeadock]

Think the BBC studio looks great. And, makes sense for the long group stage. Reporters, commentators and pundits in the stadiums and presentation will cross the Atlantic later in the tournament. Seems the best use of budgets to me.

[James P-B @JamesPB_1908]

I think I’ve heard this story before….. 🙄🙄🫣

[Sky Sports Cricket @SkyCricket]

The ECB is currently investigating a breach of team protocols following the conclusion of the first Men’s Test against New Zealand.

Ben Stokes and Gus Atkinson were present at a nightclub in the early hours of Monday morning when an incident took place.

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

Twenty years ago there were two cricket teams in my English village.

Today there are none, and the guys in the pub on the square probably couldn’t name a single England cricketer.

Sky killed English cricket — full stop.

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

This Paddy Power World Cup advert is superb. 🤣🇺🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Who Is Gręgg🇿🇼? @greggmunikwa]

BBC 3 really is a lost art