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Bradford City ⚽ #bcafc Grape looking slut 🍇

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New chant idea 👇🏼

Der der, Der der,
Jaa-aake Beesley 🎶

#bcafc

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@JamieRaynor @BBCWYS In a Gary Bowyer side that is impressive. That equates to 176 goals and 81 assists under a Pep Guardiola 😉

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@officialbantams Great start to the window 💪🏼

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Come back home sweet prince. El Capitano 😍 #bcafc

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@Ian027309681935

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I don't know what's worse, people believing every little rumour or people managing to convince themselves that 35 year old non scoring strikers would be good singings. Gonna be a long summer...🥵 #bcafc

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Me unbookmarking all them tweets. Fair play Bolton, at least we don't have to hear "Whites Away" again next season whilst getting pumped at home. #bwfc

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Me bookmarking all these Bolton tweets taking the piss out of us ready for a week on Sunday 😂 #bcafc

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@GeoffNorcott what you saying then? To be expected really but £32 for a bottle of wine is surely taking the piss? Hoping there's a free straw with it at that price. Madri Zero at £5.75 too 😵‍💫 #howmuch #pisstakeprices

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Posted this before the squad was announced. He's picked some absolute stinkers but none of them will get any minutes. Starting XI will be a mix of the same 13 or 14 players. Same 2 or 3 making sub appearances. The rest will just be there to have a quiz with Jordan Henderson.

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For years we've all slagged off England managers for picking based on "names" rather than form. Our German overlord is now picking players based on their form and we're kicking off 😂 Palmer and Foden have stunk the Prem out this year. Bollocks to em. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

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@SoggyBonito To be fair I said this before I saw the squad 😂 Stand by the fact that Palmer and Foden shouldn't be there but neither should half the guff that are going.

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@The_Cows_Arse Mind boggling that one. Must have a massive cock or summat.

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@Al_Tereego All shite but they ain't gonna get any minutes. Can cover a few positions if needed is probably the thinking.

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@BantamBradford 😂 To be fair the defensive options are pretty fucking shit. When people are kicking off cos slabhead ain't going you know you're in trouble!

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@WhiteHorseFinal He ain't gonna play, he's just there for his dancing 🕺🏼

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@JakeRuss1000 Realistically none of those are gonna start. The defensive options are pretty shit across the board to be fair these days.

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@Bantamchris1 He has a nice headband though to be fair 😂 The no. 10 spot is Bellingham's (Morgan back up) so I can see why he's taking the likes of Gordon, Madueke etc over the others who are more central. Bowen has never done it for England to be fair.

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@JamieRaynor Space for Metcalfe?

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Bad enough to leave him out, but to cut him like a fish and then electrocute him too

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@The_Cows_Arse @79Ackers @RupertLowe10