Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener

AKA Junk Bond Jimmy 😔🤘🏻

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

I wanted to be the Tony Hawk of scooters when I was younger, but I took one to my ankle so bad that I had to be hospitalized, I was embarrassed so I just told everybody at my school that I got hit by a car instead

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

@BrendanLLM Had an Airbnb one time that was absolutely filthy, like visible dirt on the floor, the window didn’t lock (was on the ground floor therefore it was unsafe) and when I tried to get a refund the host refused to answer, had to fight with Airbnb for days to get my money back

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

@hapoo111 You’re going to die in that coat closet you call a room, screaming about how other cities don’t have “culture”, all while you continue to call me once a month asking me for money

[liz🛸 @hagbaby420]

@centurie333 this is gonna be me all summer idc https://t.co/fg2mkrTEux

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

@lexfridman Could you possibly make a robot that can do skin fades? Because I just got the worst cut of my life and I don’t think I can keep dealing with barbers I’ve had enough

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

“Bro if you bought Bitcoin at…”

[bex @defnotbex]

what do you think they talk about

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

@RnB_DITR Marcus Miller truly is one of the most talented people to ever touch a bass

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@livendireqt I really only listen to dancehall tbh

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

The CDC said that you can’t stack a +4 card on top of a +2 card in UNO

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

@calamizz Smh you’ve ignored them this whole time, why should now be any different

[Rudy Havenstein, Senior Markets Commentator. @RudyHavenstein]

Tonight's Music Video:

Everclear - Chemical Smile
𝘚𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘦 𝘈𝘯𝘥 𝘍𝘢𝘥𝘦, 1995

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

@semmycvl25 @arbitrage_andy Ball is life

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

@alex_peartree A bargain if you ask me

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

@hapoo111 @barstoolsports @DonnieDoesWorld @kbnoswag @nickturani Just watched that lmao

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

I’m still so upset I couldn’t get any of the white boy summer merch before it sold out

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

@Cristian_O914 I got into a similar situation one time but I really was talking about Mountain Dew

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

There’s really no excuse for any barber in the year 2021 to not be using Booksy, accepting Venmo/ Cashapp, etc.

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

This is your doing @tmorello

[Gene Park 🔜 OTAKON @GenePark]

Mark Zuckerberg is training to be an apex predator backed by Audioslave songs and it makes me nervous

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

I could never be addicted to drugs or alcohol but I swear to god if I ever touch Mountain Dew again my family will have to send me to Passages Malibu

[Lil’ Jimmy fabric softener @jamessciotto]

@CaucasianJames I did one time but I feel like there was a good chance the kid would’ve been okay without me to be honest