J. B. Shortly

Copywriter at Klick
Guitarist and singer for Junior Dad

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Jays won the Tulo trade.

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@Humber_ADV_CWs Told an anecdote about the time I saw UFOs while backcountry camping in Utah.

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@organicbannana It's the same kind of pleasure you get from cleaning and reorganizing your room, brining order to your domain and shaping it to your desires.

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@organicbannana Just run so fast the rain can’t catch you.

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@organicbannana I’m on my way to buy chips tbh

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@organicbannana Well not with that attitude.

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@organicbannana Alright, “cheers” then

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@organicbannana Apprec

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@organicbannana For example, instead of saying "alright", just say "cool" or "sounds good". No Ts there.

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@organicbannana Yeah but it doesn’t have to, is my point. Could easily have used 0.

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@organicbannana Just don't use the letter t? It's not that important tbh

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@human_bean2 Some more options:

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@human_bean2 lol wow it actually is, well played.

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@human_bean2 What’s a coneflower?

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@noreenmcd @AustinParkin @IsabellaParks @athuldomichen @DevinAtherton @emilyclaire003 @slim_shanny @vanTolLars That you can totally assemble a free lunch every day from the various condiments and free food your agency makes available to you.

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@human_bean2 I mean what hasn't it co-opted?

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@maxmrlr GO MAX GO

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@SebMcKinnon You’re one of the best in the game!

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@human_bean2 Hopefully it's the latter then!

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@human_bean2 What's a loom?