James™

An American Tale is my band. Simpleton Music Productions is my production company.

[James™ @jamessimpleton]

Come see me at Summerfest!

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The most unrealistic part of pirates of the Caribbean is how Ragetti never got a horrible infection from constantly putting a soiled wooden eye in his eye socket

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I have a coworker in his 40s who is a HUGE aliens conspiracy theorist. It’s… interesting

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@razzadoop OH MY GOD

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Pre-add my new release now on @AppleMusic!
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Stay turned
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#newmusic #indiemusic #mkemusic

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It annoys me so much that the switch won’t show how many hours you’ve played a game within the first 10 days of playing it. I really want to see how much of TotK I’ve played so far

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Dogs have beards all over their bodies

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I just finished reading a book set during the holocaust and I am incredibly emotional dON’T LOOK AT ME

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@baggedshart Thanks Bryn. Anything for my fans

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Shoutout to our buttholes for being flexed 24/7 and never getting tired. The real MVPs

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The next Mario game should explore the trauma Mario went through and imposed on everyone else while possessing people in Mario Odyssey

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This is just gosh dang hilarious

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Metal Gear Solid 3 dot gif

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Yep, just like I remember it.

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Metal Gear Solid 3 dot jpg

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You know what would get me to pony up $8 to keep my checkmark? If they let me customize the text that pops up when you click on it.

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I’ve started watching @UmActuallyShow and I must say I am incredibly attracted to almost everyone that comes on this show

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The worst thing about the weather getting nicer is that my neighbors have started playing loud music outside again

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 6 Mar 2015 (via @twi_age).