James Edward Tabor 🍔

A Dad. Burger tycoon. I own @slapandpickles & I do a bit for others. From farming stock. Views are my own and I’m happy to be wrong, which I often am✨🙏

[James Edward Tabor 🍔 @jamestabor]

@niccruzpatane @elonmusk Why not start with world hunger?

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@TheHughAnthony What a fucking pathetic cunt excuse for a human you are. Putting your mother through that because of some imaginary club you think you’re part of. Good luck in the welfare system that you probably spend your time decrying. Post your mums ac I’ll send her some flowers. Prick.

[James Edward Tabor 🍔 @jamestabor]

@NoContextBrits Melt.

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@mr_certainly I know I’ll never see praise for it, but future generations will thank me and countless other heroes for the part we played, the link in the chain we provided. A wise man once said “A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in.”🦾🌳

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@mr_certainly However, my spine is evolving to accommodate it.
My back is almost constantly in pain as a result. But I understand my evolutionary responsibility so I bear the torture and persevere..

[James Edward Tabor 🍔 @jamestabor]

@liamgallagher @supersonic7492 @Matt_MMc @NME @oasis @fontainesdublin What about the real and not shit EMF? They’re brilliant live!

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@BBCRosAtkins @glastonbury Carlos is a legend. The Stonebridge set up is awesome, you’ll kill it I’m sure! Good luck 🤞

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@larryandpaul

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If you’ve ever enjoyed a @slapandpickles burger, or are just from the North & you don’t want a big London brand to steal it, please vote for us by tonight! Last chance to level up burgers. They’ve take HS2, don’t let them take this!
#northsouthdivide
https://t.co/pWepERQXDX

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@FloraEGill The cat exists, the woman exists, the “God” “quoted” in the scriptures… not so much.

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@Eric_Conn At least people who workshop her workshop something that exists. Jesus ain’t selling out stadiums is she?

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@larryandpaul Keep it lercal

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@theribman What size mate?
“Racist tantrum cunt please”

[James Edward Tabor 🍔 @jamestabor]

@leekern13 “He”
Also Didn’t ever exist at all ever but yeah whatevs

[James Edward Tabor 🍔 @jamestabor]

😭😭😭😭😭😭❤️

[Elliot Eastwick’s World Famous Hot Sauce @WorldFamousHot1]

If you’re not crying I dunno what to say to you. Just beautiful 🇮🇪

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@afneil Two billion is a pittance in motor industry terms and what have the govt given away to get it? You’re hilarious. 🙄

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@northbanksyafc Ooh that’s interesting. Yeah would be nice to know that. I would have assumed Chelsea anyway.

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@JamesCleverly @ukhomeoffice You won’t stop the boats. You can’t stop the boats. Get real. Admit what’s possible and get to bloody work doing what you can, not trapping off tropes you can never hope to achieve.

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@JamesCleverly Maybe crack on with the new job and forget watching and commenting on this nonsense? Don’t cheapen the office one day into your role. How ill-advised…