James Taylor

My bio was boring. So I changed it.

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

This is what happens when you don't sit back and defend a 1-0 lead you absolute fucktard Tuchel. #england

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

Properly ballsed this up, I'm going to be on a train home for the entirety of the England match.

#idiot

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

Took pic of this beauty chilling in the sun on the back of the house yesterday. #butterfly

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

Well my journey into London was a delight today. The absolute fat fuck sat next to me was unable to keep his folds of flab to himself and someone 2 rows down from me spent the entire 2 hour journey having a phone conversation on loudspeaker.

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

@RupertLowe10 Anyone celebrating the MURDER of Anne Widdecombe is a cunt. End of. An elderly woman was brutally murdered in her home. I don't care what you think about her or her politics.

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

@MisterMilo There's deluded, and then there's this fucking idiot. Absolutely mental.

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

Had one of those days today when I could have quite cheerfully strangled every person I spoke to.

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

One of the lads hamstrings went today playing football. I was a good 50 feet away and I swear I heard it go 'pop'. Poor fucker was in absolute agony.

[#Marcher @MarcherReborn]

With 20mins to go:
Egypt 2
Argentina 0

Egypt are about to bring on a couple of subs. Argentina don’t cope very well with subs 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

@Conservatives Sometimes I think the Conservative party is learning, and then goes ahead and posts utter drivel like this.

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

@pixieSS111 No. It's 'live' again at 7:10am on BBC2. I'll watch it in bed with a coffee at a sensible hour. Staying up until 3am is just stupid.

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

@pixieSS111 I've got one in the back garden. It's a little twat. Everyday there's another fucking hole somewhere. If I catch the shite you can have it.

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

@pixieSS111 Noooooo!

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

@pixieSS111 https://t.co/m5QXCe1AeF

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

@pixieSS111 https://t.co/ndJw5Rxn8c

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

@BurnsideWasTosh Can easily see Panama scoring here. Absolute shite.

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

Just been out for a run. On a scale of 1 (that was stupid) to 10 (start planning my funeral) I'm about a 9.5. #sweatingmorethanapriestatboyscoutcamp

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

Just been watering the garden with an ice cold g&t on hand, thinking to myself, is this what life has come to? It has and I fucking love it.

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

@pixieSS111 Wow

[James Taylor @jamestaylor99]

Just landed in central London. Quite warm. 🥵