james carter

loves cottage cheese

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

Nothing like a chair massage in the middle of the airport spa lobby. Could see my love handles jiggling from customs.

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

@WMPhoenixOpen @WasteManagement @tpcscottsdale @cassgibson2

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

@cassgibson2 THAT AINT EVEN TAX!

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

@cassgibson2 Mmmmmmmmmm I love wordle

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

@Jlemieux53 @cassgibson2 Thanks dawg

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

@cassgibson2 You have hit me in the head Cass. Concussion protocol basically, you’re violent with those cupboard doors.

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

@brendenmillls @DangerousDania You’re gunna need that Scottsdale golf trip to tan your red ass after that comment bud

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

I get rear ending someone, but how in the world do people get in some of these car accidents? Like did you just close your eyes and pray you’d make a smooth left turn through that busy highway intersection?

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

@SwaggyG2point0 Love can look like all sorts of things grant.

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

@DangerousDania Don’t be jealous Dan I can’t help it.

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

@DangerousDania Gotta get down on Fridayyyy

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

@cassgibson2 Creep

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

@AdrienY40245278 A soft billow of butter melting into a stack of flapjacks, weld that bitch.

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

@DangerousDania I love a vest.

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

Guess who’s goin to jail tonight? Not me I have to go to work tomorrow

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

Changed my girlfriends car battery a month ago and the oil change guy found a screwdriver in the engine area. I’ll stick to hanging pictures.

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

@cassgibson2 Finn just said “who’s that?” To ur tweet while we were scanning Twitter

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

@cassgibson2 @DangerousDania @brendenmillls Plz send to cass with two A’s at https://t.co/risHI9rs1w

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

@DangerousDania you owe me 40 bucks I expect it in cash

[james carter @jamestcarter1]

@SwaggyG2point0 Hope your striking is better on the club face for the shitbag next week