@PurolatorHelp That makes no sense. Every other item I've ordered has arrived in a slightly delayed but timely fashion. There seems to be an issue with this particular delivery. Is it lost?
@shawn_champagne@JohnBirmingham Wow. I’ve been on a Twitter break and come back to find I’m being trashed by you two scoundrels. Damn it. Will read book by weekend.
I'm just a parody account, but you're all real fans, friends and neighbours. Go to the game, walk your dog, visit a coffee shop. Do what you do best and keep Toronto a great city. Scarves on, everyone, the #bluejays game is starting.