James VIII

la based singer/songwriter/guitarist || shoutout to james the 7th for keeping the name alive || “off your list” out may 19th

[big big hollywood star @sophiedawson09]

to the boy who just stood me up: i hope you fall in love, and get married, and buy a home, but then it turns out the home is haunted but you can’t move out because every time you make an appointment with the realtor, she stands you up, and the realtor was ME THE WHOLE TIME

[James VIII @jamesthe8th]

Hometown show in SF on the 27th! 🙌🏼 And you may be wondering why I just moved to NY only to… https://t.co/HwbXhdd4UP

[James VIII @jamesthe8th]

Woah... my last tweet was like a year ago 😳 in case anyone was wondering, yes I am alive, I just hate my phone ✌🏼

[James VIII @jamesthe8th]

"I Could've Helped"
Five years ago I lost a friend, a year and half ago I finished recording a… https://t.co/GhqXpLfvyA

[mason ❤️‍🔥 @larkieswiftie]

Retweet if you are:
-A woman
-An immigrant
-LGBT+
-Muslim
-African American
-Latino/Latina
-In any other way completely terrified right now

[James VIII @jamesthe8th]

queen of england's thoughts tonight: this is what you get for leaving... #electionday

[James VIII @jamesthe8th]

friend: @Costco gets its pumpkin cheesecake almonds this saturday!

me: man, that's nuts!

friend: ...😐

#dadjokesfordays

[James VIII @jamesthe8th]

saw a guy smoking a cig at a gas station and I thought to myself "has this bozo really never seen the beginning of #zoolander ?" #bluesteel

[James VIII @jamesthe8th]

so I'm late to the game but Durant is going to #GoldenStateWarriors.... aka the dubs win the 2017 finals 👌🏼

[Ashley Hess @ashleyhessmusic]

*stops me mid sentence* "DID YOU KNOW CHIPOTLE STARTED A REWARDS PROGRAM?!" - @jamesthe8th 🌮🌯 #priorities

[Clark Beckham @ClarkBeckham]

Hooooome cookin. #NBAFinals

[James VIII @jamesthe8th]

@TheMimiKnowles @ashleyhessmusic ...... careful

[James VIII @jamesthe8th]

if there's any time for someone to punch @KingJames in the nuts it's right now... #NBAFinals

[James VIII @jamesthe8th]

the award for the weirdest commercial slogan I've heard so far goes to @verizon with: "go deep... awkwardly deep" #canyouhearmenow

[James VIII @jamesthe8th]

7/11 employee: you want the red or the green straw?

me: whichever's longer

7/11: ...that's what she said

one more reason to love 7/11👍🏼😂

[James VIII @jamesthe8th]

cool music, cool guitars, cool peeps🙌🏼 the video (which has a high level of #stankface ) is on… https://t.co/8e2334Lmrx

[James VIII @jamesthe8th]

"it's Sunday... you don't get turnt with Jesus" #partyconversations

[James VIII @jamesthe8th]

steph gonna steph #DubnationBelieves

[James VIII @jamesthe8th]

"I was gonna take a snap but I didn't cuz I look like a hamburger over here"... friends say odd things when they don't sleep #SleepDeprived