girls who dropped out of college and had a baby are on facebook like “motherhood is the hardest thing ive ever done” yeah no shit you never even got the chance to take calc 2
At a skatepark, older dude outside the fence sees me and yells (heckles) “do a kickflip!”
So I did one.
He then turns to his friend and says: “holy sh!t, he actually did it”
okay but how fukin TIGHT was it rearranging your room when you were younger and it feeling like a different space and you would show your parents and they’d be like wow very nice and you’d be like FUCK yes new room new me