James the Confused

Voracious reader and forgetter; twitter time-waster; endlessly amused by my twitter crushes

[James the Confused @jamesthesilly]

I think this is my favorite joke in the history of twitter :)

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

Guys shouldn’t send dick pics. My wife first saw my dick on the night we got engaged. It was awkward for everyone in the restaurant and the ring was way too tight on there but it was still pretty romantic

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@VeronicaTurbay I’m in the wrong pool

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@therealJuliaAnn All first ballot Hall of Famers! Would love to see this photo redone today -

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@Michellek4040 Time to buy router stocks

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@KatyKatt77 Glowing :)

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@JustAMomNamedMM Best part of my timeline

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@DyannaLauren Sending good vibes DL

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@anactualwalnut Sending you good vibes today - it never really gets better but I hope it gets easier in time

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@gardengirl125 @turtledumplin Absolutely the timeline boost I needed today!

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@KatyKatt77 @SoveyX @jenncarbin You spelled 29 wrong ;)

[Oregon State Hoops @BeaverMBB]

✍️ OFFICIALLY A BEAVER!

Welcome to #BeaverNation Peteris Pinnis!

#GoBeavs

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@GabbyMancini864 Aurora borealis tonight!

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@KatyKatt77 A grateful nation thanks you

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@BarbieAlexaxxx Good luck - you got this!!

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@gardengirl125 Wait did I miss yours? Darn you google calendar you let me down again

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@baseballchickie Happy Birthday to one of the bright lights on this crazy app! Thanks for always being so positive:)

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@VeronicaAvluvXX We haven’t met (my enormous loss :) - but still wanted to say I am incredibly proud of you! One day at a time!

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@gardengirl125 I’m really trying to avoid spoilers (haven’t watched yet), but the parts that are sneaking through are making me think I may not like this season :(

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@SaraStClairxxx You got this!!

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@SWrights975 WOW I’m exhausted after that comment thread