james elcock

[That’s So Village @ThatsSoVillage]

Whenever you're feeling down, just watch this clip.

It will cheer you up instantly, I promise! 🏏 #VillageCricket

[james elcock @jamestlegend]

@dhlexpressuk It looks like DHL are having a shocking Xmas period now. We have a parcel that has been missing for 4 days now and I’ve been unable to speak to anyone who has been any use, anyone I did speak to transferred me to an automated phone number that hung up on me!!

[james elcock @jamestlegend]

Excited to share the latest addition to my #etsy shop: Reusable washable cotton facemask with face flattering sculpted tailored design for maximum style and comfort. #facemask #protective #reusable #handmade #filter #washable #tailoredfacemask https://t.co/ZcsQrbVLEQ

[james elcock @jamestlegend]

@BBCNews are driving lessons exempt from social distancing? I was told I would lose my money for not going to a driving lesson this morning. Madness.

[james elcock @jamestlegend]

@TheO2 hi there. I was wondering if there are any more priority tickets to Bon Iver at all points east available? I have my code but can't redeem

[james elcock @jamestlegend]

employee of the year to Shemhi for reuniting me with my lost jacket on the @VirginTrains Birmingham to London service. I'm so grateful.

[Howling Hops @HowlingHops]

We're live on @ABC with @BeerChannel!

[james elcock @jamestlegend]

@eabcook that fucked yellow Ferrari is about as drivable as my bike right now. I'm 150k better off

[james elcock @jamestlegend]

@eabcook flat as a pancake and waiting for a cab cap in hand. What a dunt.

[james elcock @jamestlegend]

@eabcook so in my excitement I just fucked my back wheel.

[james elcock @jamestlegend]

@eabcook was struggling for an ironic drunken message. RIDING ALE

[james elcock @jamestlegend]

@eabcook amazing!

[Londonist @Londonist]

Tanks, a lot: @howlinghops are spearheading London craze for tank beer http://t.co/JBm0YVPjkA

[james elcock @jamestlegend]

@rickygervais To be or not to be....? You are, get on with it #talklikedougie #derek

[HackneyDrinksMarket @Hackneydrinks]

We're working with @FivePointsBrew @redchurchbrewer @HowlingHops to create a Columbia rd for drinks. Find out more at http://t.co/bKaVK2l2s0

[Charlton Athletic FC @CAFCofficial]

Bournemouth celebrating like they've completely ruled out a 19-0 defeat at The Valley on Saturday. We'll see... #cafc

[Andrew Flintoff @flintoff11]

I hope running the marathon yesterday was worth it @Neilspen35 !! #greateffort but get some E45 cream on

[james elcock @jamestlegend]

@rickygervais I'm a grumpy burger