James Sandoval

Love more, hate less. Tomorrow is not promised.

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

"Their expectations [of myself] will never be higher than my own. Never never never never" - Kobe

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

I do think future presidential debates should happen over a round of golf. #2024debate #trumpvsbiden

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

When you think about it, my name should be Jame. There is only one of me.

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

In corporate America, you find joy in the little things. Like sharing a digital taco over Slack worth 3 points to express gratitude for somebody. #TacoTuesday

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

Don't worry everybody, the government was already able to track your every move a long time ago. #emergencyaltert #smartphones

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

I have a Chrome bookmarks folder titled "art", and in there are only links to various AI generative sites like Midjourney and MusicLM. Am I....even human anymore? #ai #human

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

Flirting in your late teens: Did you fall from heaven?

Flirting in your late 20s: I have my goals written out for the next 3 years.
#romance

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

@JamesStaubes Yes, my internet is not letting me open the link....hmmm

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

Always say thank you to AI...they are keeping track.

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

Parents, please teach your kids to type. If you are not a fast typer, don't let the generational curse of hunt-and-peck continue! - M29, 87wpm
#kids #education

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

That’s not a man on the phone crying in the car next to you in traffic, it’s just Bad Bunny.

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

How I improved my communication by 2000%: Don't open a text until you are ready to reply. #LifeTips

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

@Banji_Benji @ABC7 I wonder what the protocol for putting their cash app/venmo out there is. A simple low third could be a simple $5-10k, better than nothing

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

*Unmute. Clap. Mute. #Covid #2022

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

I was just going to eat cereal, and then I put chocolate milk in there, and then I dumped my coffee in there, and then I realized everybody is doing everything wrong.
e v e r y t h i n g.

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

Is paying a large sum of money to a debtor still considered "balling out"?

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

See the Grand Opening of the 6th Street Bridge through my eyes. #boyleheights #ozomatli https://t.co/FZUSC49wTO @latimes @KTLA @NBCLA

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

If you can actually sell an auto warranty to one of those spam callers, I will literally give you $100.

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

Something about an open hi-hat groove gets me grooving. #music #drums

[James Sandoval @jamestsandoval]

It's the year 2030. You took your 3 year old to see the newest Jurassic Park movie. 12 minutes in, she stands up, yells "fake" and then walks out of the theatre to take a business call.