James Sparks

[Nick de la Torre @delatorre]

If you grew up in South Florida and went to a sporting event you heard Duke. RIP.

[James Sparks @JamesTSparks]

@emilysparkss Found it

[James Sparks @JamesTSparks]

That game was not good for my health

[Strombone @strombone1]

I’ve decided to take my talents to a South Beach retirement home ✌🏼

[ESPN @espn]

This announcer caught a foul ball while on the call and he was PUMPED 🤣

(via @mashmore98)

[James Sparks @JamesTSparks]

Year 4 ✅

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

I don’t feel I get enough credit for making small, sensible Jeopardy wagers, which helped the show with its prize budget.

[Missy Perez @missyperez]

David, of “David After Dentist” fame, is now college-aged (literally how???), and got accepted to @UF today — 10 years after his post-dental work in a Florida Gators tee YouTube video went viral.

This is the best.

[emily @sprrrks]

nothing is more awkward than tapping through instagram stories and accidentally voting “yes!” on a sorority girl’s poll asking if she can venmo request you for dance marathon

[Jace Thomas @jacethomas10]

I gotcha @FSUFootball

[Florida Gators Trump @GatorsTrump]

Wow! The Fantastic Florida Gators DOMINATED the Failing Florida State Seminoles and sent them home cryin’! Dynamic Dan called me at halftime asking if he should run the score up, and I said “ABSOLUTELY!”
No more Noles till next September! Enjoy!

[emily @sprrrks]

when chevy commercials say “real people! not actors” it implies that those who act for a living are not human, but another species entirely. this fact coincides with the 100% valid theory that the media is actually controlled by lizards wearing human skin suits. In this essay I w

[Florida Gators Trump @GatorsTrump]

Quite SAD that the Fake News media is reporting on this WITCH HUNT surrounding the Fantastic Florida Gators! No charges and No evidence! Most likely a PLOY by Terrible Tennessee, as they have NO SHOT at beating us unless our whole team is suspended! RIGGED!

[Florida Gators Trump @GatorsTrump]

Flunky ESPN counts us out, but the STATS don’t lie! If we can win the East TWICE with Miserable McElwain, we will have NO TROUBLE this year with Dynamic Dan Mullen! Exciting!

[Florida Gators Trump @GatorsTrump]

@MikeWhiteUF Magnificent Mike White (who can also dunk like this, I have seen it myself) will lead the Gators to a NCAA Championship next season! Very High IQ! Mark my words, lots of progress being made!

[Florida Gators Trump @GatorsTrump]

@SportsCenter Dynamic Devin Robinson, along with my good friends High IQ Chris Chiozza and Bigly Bradley Beal, will have the Wizards winning the NBA Title next year! Gators First, even after college!