emily

[emily @sprrrks]

reading otessa moshfegh and answering work emails in line for the mitski concert…… epitome of gaslight gatekeep girlboss

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

we used to be a proper country

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

it is OKAY to be 26 ♥️

[Alex Vacca @itsalexvacca]

BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying.

Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt.

Here's what 4 months of data revealed:

(hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)

[largest rodent @capybaroness]

i can’t wait to be like 60 and drag my adult children to the daft punk and lcd soundsystem biopics. that seems like one of the best things about being old

[emily @sprrrks]

everyday I doomscroll for for several sad hours and then watch the new love island episode for my one (1) happy hour

[The 1975 TH @the1975_thteam]

Dakota Johnson discussed a dream featuring Matty Healy.

[Lorde Updates 🧬⛓️ @LordeUpdatesBR]

Lorde dancing to “Ribs” with fans in a garage in London.

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

i’m not even compelled by the amulet like that bro. i just wanna see it. is that so wrong

[tommy @tommyfication]

the fact that she turned this song about an ex into a song for the world… begging us to keep coming to her party even after brat summer is over and everyone moves on to the next thing… charli xcx the genius that you are… we will always come to your party

[Grace @gracecamille_]

that em dashes are a dog whistle for ChatGPT use is devastating to me, who has been using em dashes constantly and probably incorrectly for years. First all the water and now em dashes.. what else will you lazy freaks take from me

[emily @sprrrks]

not to be that bitch but i miss coachella………. i yearn to boogie……..

[emily @sprrrks]

can’t stop making soup we are so back

[mackenzie thomas @evilmackenzie]

People will never understand what it’s like to be a young woman trapped in southern America with big dreams of putting on a pink wig and derping out…

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

Men be like “LA on 35mm” babe you’re about to turn 35 let’s wrap this up

[ivy | timeline DEI hire @flowersfromivy]

this is what AI wants to take from you

[allypally @allypallyxcx]

PLEASEEEEEE THIS EVACUATION VID BDIRNFKDNDKS

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

Insane to demean horse girls, single handedly keeping the dream of the mongol horde alive.