G Baby

Faux-losophy, Faux-tography, Faux-nee

ORTEGA INDUSTRIES.

*not my real views just a persona/parody

[G Baby @jamestweets]

Ohhh you’re into “travel”?!?! That’s so unique

[G Baby @jamestweets]

Unfunny people should really leave being funny to the experts. Dummies!

[G Baby @jamestweets]

Ima say it: we don’t need karaoke every night or every bar

[G Baby @jamestweets]

Fuck this bitch, HIIIGHHHH KEY

[G Baby @jamestweets]

Mi-rocc-oh my!
#Morocco

[G Baby @jamestweets]

Paraguay2k for Germany

[G Baby @jamestweets]

Nah, distribution of money after a death in the family is a trying experience

[G Baby @jamestweets]

women

[G Baby @jamestweets]

Could possibly be the fattest thing that’s happened to me:

I was eating a s’more (made on the stovetop) & got molten marshmallow on my phone’s volume button :/ shit is all sticky now

[G Baby @jamestweets]

You either can collect social security or have fake tits, but not both

[G Baby @jamestweets]

I HATE when I go to take a shit in the shared office restroom & it’s already a shitter shitting in there! Like damn, I’m tryna shit in here!!

[G Baby @jamestweets]

2 for 2 and we all still cool

[NCAA Men's Wrestling @NCAAWrestling]

NATIONAL CHAMPIONS 🏆

#NCAAWrestling x @pennstateWREST

[G Baby @jamestweets]

I heard a transplant call Los Feliz, “East Los Angeles”…

LMAO NAH I DONT THINK SO

[G Baby @jamestweets]

@JonDenton What a discovery!

[G Baby @jamestweets]

@ryangrim As a person born on Pearl Harbor day my shock and disgust is both genuine & not performative!!!!

[G Baby @jamestweets]

When you see she’s liking breast reduction content online :/

[G Baby @jamestweets]

My dog be using a pillow like she got responsibilities

[G Baby @jamestweets]

Say what you will about isolation. Staying in be cheap af. As long as you stay off the online shopping.

[G Baby @jamestweets]

I don’t ever wanna hear about how the federal gov doesn’t have $$$ for social programs/infrastructure. When we continue to VOLUNTARILY GO TO WAR AND BURN TRILLIONS. Since I was a kid!!