James Voigt

Everyone’s favorite background character

[James Voigt @JamesV812]

I love waking up just a couple minutes before the alarm only to realize I never set one in the first place. Finding out I was just raw dogging sleep. Living on the edge.

[mig 🍵 @DaftDoggo]

Moms see you grab that 5th beer and genuinely act like you’re holding a lighter under the spoon

[Golden🌳 @GoldenTerrabyte]

@thegrayfruit Electronics got over their beef with magnets and laundry got over its beef with differing colors. What the hell is next. Are microwaves gonna get over their beef with metal and my grandchildren are gonna call me a chud for freaking out over them leaving a fork in their dinner?

[sam snow⋆❆₊⊹ @sxmswrld]

you’ll be having the worst day of your life and then the subway station will drip on you

[Frank Morano @frankmorano]

Say what you want about the Groundhog, that rodent knows weather.

[#SincereFC 🇺🇸🇧🇷🇨🇴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @NotLikeRuss]

I wonder if she fw broke niggas

[mariyea @mariyeaaaa]

What happened to the NYC where people moved with purpose liiike it’s time to start pushing people out the way again 😭

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Dude it’s been so cold in NYC lately that 30 degrees today felt warm

[🧢 @TheFakeAbeBeame]

The day the snow melts is going to be the worst smelling day in the history of New York City.

[ɐ͎ʞ͎ć͎ı͎ɹ͎ɐ͎ɯ͎ @leamaric]

I refuse to believe that in 2026, there isn’t a way to make port-o-potties less appallingly disgusting.

[mal @bernkarstel]

buying games above 40 bucks feels like getting shot in the leg

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

90 degrees in october yea this our last year in this mf ain't it

[Acetylene Man @IDI_Syndicalist]

"Shit happens" is too passive. Shit conspires seems more accurate to me.

[Severian @urthofthenewsun]

Things I hated about America as a European tourist:

-Everyone was nice to me.
-Everyone had money.
-The cheeseburgers were too big.

[James Voigt @JamesV812]

@imawaffle2 Not in tf2 you can’t

[Harvey @HBrivio]

Someone fell of the Staten Island Ferry 😦

[James Voigt @JamesV812]

No fucking way someone jumps off the ferry I’m taking rn

[James Voigt @JamesV812]

Goated song

[James Voigt @JamesV812]

Waking up at 3:30 on my day off is crazy work

[James Voigt @JamesV812]

If I fail my drug screening bc of a false positive I might have to start doing drugs fr

[Acetylene Man @IDI_Syndicalist]

Everything will be ok when I finally learn to practice the discipline and focus that I have failed at my whole life.