James

I can’t explain me

[James @jameswillout]

Seize the day.…tomorrow

[-•▪︎ 𝙼 ▪︎•- @ABaby183]

Let's start over.
You pretend you like me again.
And I'll pretend I believe you.

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

If he braids your hair, I look forward to your upcoming Netflix documentary.

[James @jameswillout]

“You’re not verified yet.
Get verified to increase your account’s credibility…”

Hardly

[James @jameswillout]

@jeanisalunatic Does he know?

[James @jameswillout]

Thank god another Britney dance video.. finally some sanity in this world

[ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ @iGreenGod]

If you're a girl who raises her voice a lot, I assume your mom didn't hug you enough when you were a child.

[j e a n @jeanisalunatic]

Let’s make out like it’s the 90s.

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

does anyone have a podcast i can guest star on i have a few things to say

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

Your smile could light up a whole psych ward
Me flirting

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

I'll eat the pickle you're in.

[James @jameswillout]

I’m at peace when watching the white noise on the TV

[James @jameswillout]

The sextape says I need to put it in 3 holes babe

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

Chocolate, sex, and laughter are all important elements to maintaining a healthy brain.

[James @jameswillout]

The weather is more bipolar than twitter..

[James @jameswillout]

I lick the nipple of destruction..

[Mr.Carter @dexteristwisted]

Mood: always in the mood

[James @jameswillout]

Colleague: let’s go to lunch?

Me: how European of you

[James @jameswillout]

The early bird sucks my dick..

[James @jameswillout]

@jeanisalunatic They’re a distant memory for me 😊

[James @jameswillout]

Remember DM rooms, they were a thing…

[Tomos Doran 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 🇬🇧 🇺🇦 🇮🇱 🇵🇸 @portraitinflesh]

Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen: