James

I can’t explain me

[James @jameswillout]

Seize the day.…tomorrow

[The Curious Optimist @VitaeArcanum]

light enough to find hope

[ThexyBeatht_ @ThexyBeatht_2]

Fear has kept more marriages together than love

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

Copy and paste my fist print on your numbskull.

[Sophie2078 @Sophie2078]

Why does a printer always sound like it's making a decision about your future?

[James @jameswillout]

Let’s go back to being young and dumb and forget the world..

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Timeline cleanse ✨

[Buck Ofama @Trubrit100]

Classic David Walliams / Little Britain

[ThexyBeatht_ @ThexyBeatht_2]

Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as humanly possible arguing with strangers on the internet

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

Due to personal reasons I shall be putting my best baboonery forward.

[James @jameswillout]

I’m heading out and taking you with me..

[James @jameswillout]

Quit while I’m behind..

[James @jameswillout]

I drove through clouds today…

Don’t undermine me and call it fog

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

Hate to break it to you but I probably missed your awesome tweet.

[James @jameswillout]

Give her the dick she’s always wanted..

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

The silly socks stay on until morale improves.

[James @jameswillout]

Late afternoon breakfast..

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

You're cruzin' for a mystery bruzin'.

[James @jameswillout]

I blame the shit football for finishing the whisky…

[CoCo @unhingebinge]

Maybe your baby is crying because you gave it unsolicited advice.