Jacob Alan

[Jacob Alan @jamfh7]

@ThaEuropeanLad It’s called dinner and a show

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@Bagel_Lord1 @The_King_Trout That was such a dumb storyline

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@LegalYookay Is this some kind of neighborhood crippled?

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@rah_66_comanche

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@geraldbullTiVo Gramps cooks rice every day just for the memories

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@Potato_The_Pig @AdamEllison83 A “Mexican” place without several hot sauces with little wooden caps? 🤔 was this guy at Taco Bell?

[Jacob Alan @jamfh7]

@GlynnErnesto @imgoingtoduck @fiago7 That’s the equivalent of driving a bus and trying to show off

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@nameless090111 @BasedMikeLee Also, was anyone took another man’s wife in the Bible a good guy?

[Jacob Alan @jamfh7]

@holyhomemaking You come to me on this, the day of my baby shower?

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@Unsubstantive @holyhomemaking

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@KeepersCoin @CanadianGrayMan They could have at least used containers to make a tunnel to walk out of the rain. Probably even drive a golf cart through them. No covered parking would suck too

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@WardoftheStates

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@WBRZ He may have been OK if he just tried to take $5 instead

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@Josh58504696 @skibidddi @Nathanswfc2004 Yes, but it was also in Massachusetts, so we’ll split it 50-50

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@Decentralize123 @LDSLaw He says he loves every group when he’s trying to work with them, it’s one of his phrases

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@RT_com Decked must be lost in translation

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@PalmyrPar Also was she his crush for ten years, or his crush ten years ago?

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@L0SCH @libphobia @DefiantLs The town he is running in is 28% foreign born, and almost 18% Asian. And I bet most of those are “Asian”’like him, not the kind you are picturing

[Jacob Alan @jamfh7]

@BigCatGroyper @RealPostFolder Or kill the other dad the night before the wedding

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@RealPostFolder I know these are all fake stories with maybe a dash of reality, but I don’t think inviting the guy who had her living in a car alone screams elite