JM

Book Nerd, Corgi Mom, Art Lover - 🔗 to my dogs Instagram

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

[JM @jamgibso]

For reference. I’m not trying to diet or lose weight or anything like that… for some reason this is just being brought up, unprompted, by men repeatedly.

[JM @jamgibso]

If another man tries to tell me I should be intermittent fasting I will riot.

[JM @jamgibso]

So many of my peers are randomly running marathons and also making it their entire personality. It truly is one of the main millennial mid-life crisis options.

[JM @jamgibso]

A weighted blanket isn’t enough. I need a weighted vest for when I need to leave the house. Like the dogs who are afraid of thunderstorms wear.

[Toney! Toni! Toné! @the_notorious_]

Don’t invite me anywhere with a chaotic parking situation.

[JM @jamgibso]

Petition for @StarbucksCanada to have Pumpkin Cold foam year round.

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

When people give me directions and say ‘you can’t miss it’— Buddy you have no fucking idea of what I’m capable of

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

im sorry i can’t go i haven’t had my 8-12 hours of alone time yet

[JM @jamgibso]

Now I’ll be stopping at that light when it’s green I’m SCARED STRAIGHT

[JM @jamgibso]

One thing about me is I WILL push a yellow and I DID get a red light camera ticket this year 😭

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

ㅤ

[Twunk in Training 🇵🇸 @AceHainley]

me not buying a treat at the store so i can save money: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!!

me at home without a treat: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

“are you just going to lay in bed all day”

would you judge a frog resting atop a lilypad? would you criticize a flower for enjoying the sun??

[JM @jamgibso]

Blessed

[The Hunger Games @TheHungerGames]

Welcome to the Second Quarter Quell.

The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping – in theaters November 20, 2026.

[JM @jamgibso]

“Your mom”

[veena 🖤 @xxivorys]

do you guys say "my mom" or "our mom" when talking to your siblings?

[JM @jamgibso]

Quite literally exact reaction as I read this book…

[bri @bribrisimps]

you mean to tell me this whole time you guys were fawning over a book about… domestic violence?

[JM @jamgibso]

I love my plutonic female friendships. If I’m your friend, my goal is to treat you better than your man does (yes some of them make that very easy).

[JM @jamgibso]

@BooksByBecci Got the Crimson moth because of you

[JM @jamgibso]

Canceled my audible membership after like 5 years because I haven’t touched it since I got the Libby app. But the anxiety.

[JM @jamgibso]

Reading “The Stand” by @StephenKing and coming down with a cold at the same time is noooot good for the anxiety 😬 🤣