Jake Hammond

I love dogs. Die laughing.
Plant Daddy
Cat Daddy
Daddy?
Sorry

[Alaska Thunderfuck @Alaska5000]

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[World of Wonder @WorldOfWonder]

“The future is gender expansive.” 🙏 @david_bronner reflects on his journey understanding gender and spirit in himself and his family, and why he believes we’re on the cusp of a collective awakening.

👓 Read the full post now on the @drbronner blog: https://t.co/ajgSs30nZw

[Jake Hammond @jamham96]

I just got called a TWINK omg A TWINK I am speechless AT 28 YEARS what even is life

[Jake Hammond @jamham96]

Like why I gotta keep doing this???? It’s like I love to give it myself to people just to have them chew me up like a piece a gum and spit me out when all the flavor is gone

[Jake Hammond @jamham96]

Everything feels so rotten right now and my heart is broken and I hate ittttttt

[Jake Hammond @jamham96]

I just want a best friend everyone always dumps me or I fuck it up

[Jake Hammond @jamham96]

Feeling stupid for giving so much of myself to the wrong people for no reason

[Jake Hammond @jamham96]

Every time I think I’m ok being alone someone comes into my life and takes everything good inside of me. They’ve had their fill and now move on to something else. I’m always left wondering what I did wrong, but let’s be real…IM the problem and we all know it.

[Jake Hammond @jamham96]

but for real I want to die but in a fun way and instantly so if anyone is going skydiving any time soon let me know so I can jump sans parachute like kthanx for the ride byeeeee

[Jake Hammond @jamham96]

I hate it here

[reaction encyclopedia @gay_reactions]

Nurse in pink devouring in the injection test by not popping the balloon.

( queen mother mothering mothered eat ate eating eatery slay slaying slayed slayage cunt cuntress )

[Crystal @crystalwillseeu]

Was it a “sex act in front of children” when it was on Britain’s Got Talent?

[Kas with a K @sedderaside]

i've been thinking about this clip and this clip only for the past 3 days https://t.co/i3ztsLWBK7

[Jake Hammond @jamham96]

I handed @kornbreadTMFS $$$ today and like I’ve never felt so close to ROYALTY before 🥵

[Jake Hammond @jamham96]

So men are the problem is what I’m saying 🤭

[Jake Hammond @jamham96]

lol at all the boys who get mad when I don’t respond to them
I👏🏼DON’T👏🏼OWE👏🏼YOU👏🏼ANYTHING👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Jake Hammond @jamham96]

And it’s only men that get mad. All my girlfriends are like “omg no worries at all you’ll get back to me when you can!”

[Jake Hammond @jamham96]

Yeah but drag queens

[Jake Hammond @jamham96]

But drag queens