julie

not the same hobbit as the one who left the shire

[julie @jamhilaga]

Anyone need a housemate by July? BGC preferred, but Makati is oks too.

[julie @jamhilaga]

Ano kaya pakiramdam ng may generational wealth no? O kahit hindi wealth, ano nalang feeling ng may financially responsible na mga magulang no?

[Progress Bar 2026 @ProgressBar202_]

2024 is 78% complete.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

Mood

[des @dotnetschizo]

my favourite turn based strategy game

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

I ate the alarm clock. Sleep well.

[📎 @mikesnosense]

im like the opposite of machine learning. human forgetting

[𝕁𝕠𝕙𝕟 🎩 @Jumperjohn1976]

Mentally I still feel like I'm in my twenties but physically I feel like I’ve been dead for years.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

my man

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

the terminally online partner explaining the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience and Kate Middleton situation to your blissfully offline partner:

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

On Leap Day we’d like to shout out some of nature’s most talented leapers:

Frogs, lizards, deer, my mother’s ability to jump to conclusions about my personal life, spiders - just to name a few.

[Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat]

"Boss! I‘ve got a new plan!" 😺

[Brooklin Nash @realBrookNash]

“per my last email” = fuck you

“apologies for the delay” = fuck me

“cc’ing for visibility” = you’re fucked

“checking in in this” = i’m fucked

“let’s revisit in Q4” = fuck this

“i’m not sure that’s aligned” = fuck that

“respectfully yours” = fuck all y’all

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2023 is 13% complete.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

I double dog dare you.
I triple dog dare you.
You know what?
I fifty dog dare you.
Where did I get fifty dogs?
Don't worry about it.

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

On this day in 1992, George H. W. Bush sent a presidential memo about his very fat dog. 13/10

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2024 is 10% complete.

[jeffy @retrojeff3]

you’re telling me these oranges speak mandarin?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when someone talks too early in the morning: