Jamie™

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Nobody is more excited than the white people in a Chick-fil-A commercial

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Don't let the good boy image fool you. Back in the 2000s I typed lmao regularly ✨💯🔥

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@YBish77 @wxbrad Yeah brad get better at telling me that exactly how much snow I'm going to get on my side of the street on my block. Geez it's like you can't even predict the future

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I just want to give thanks to the good Lord above for not being exposed to any of those terrible Wegovy commercials for going on 3 weeks now! He can! 🙌

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The older I get the more I pay attention to what people do than what people say

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Just swept the TV sitcoms category on Jeopardy if any of you like a bad boy 💯

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One of the most beautifully designed parts of this beautiful life the Lord has blessed us with is the fact we are much stronger than we ever think we are

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I can remember one time in high school bragging to this girl I liked about having recorded every single episode of I Love Lucy from Nick at Nite on VHS. So yeah, I've always been pretty smooth 😎

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Its election season and I am ready to endorse any candidate for any office who will stand up and fight for KFC to bring back their potato wedges

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If I had three wishes I would wish for unlimited money, a full time nanny for my cats and that the Lume deodorant company would eliminate its advertising budget

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On todays episode of Baywatch, which was geniusly named "Silent Night, Baywatch Night" We have a party of 10 midgets swimming at the beach, of course one almost drowns. Oh and there is also a Santa Clause parasailing.

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I thought Donahue was in his 80s in the 80s

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#DesigningWomen plus delta9 gummies is such a fun ride

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I was pretty smug and almost bragging today and didn’t realize it. I had to get blood drawn and the lady asked me which arm I preferred. I told her either is fine. She said “are you sure”
I said look. I was an elementary teacher for almost 20 years. I can handle it.
🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I just saw an article titled
"14 Steps To Prepare For Leaving the House (with pictures)"
Suddenly I realize why I always forget something because Im doing maybe 2 steps and its never the same

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It could always be worse. The #lume woman could be your mother 😬

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Just watched the first episode of Baywatch where they meet Giligan and Mary Ann and it’s one of the best episodes of tv I’ve watched in a long time but it’s also absolutely ridiculously corny 😬🤣

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Sorry, I'm so tired. I spent all of my energy avoiding a lady who was arguing with herself all over the Dollar Tree